Stupid bug! You go squish now!

[thehefner]

Class is cancelled today, so I went back to bed. As soon as my eyes close, though, I hear a buzzing. Since there'd been recent sightings of such things, I looked at my window and my fears were confirmed: a wasp. There was a big scary wasp in my room. I waited for it to sneak behind the blinds, which became like a forcefield for me, and with my shoe I smooshed it, tearing its head from its body.

Now I feel guilty and I have an adreneline rush. Either way, I'm wide awake. Fuck.

Comments

[dame-ratcliffe.livejournal.com]

I used to get scary wasps in my room in college...but I had a cat, so I'd leave her to chase them around and come back an hour or two later to find it dead on my floor. I miss my bug killing cat...

[irish-caffeine.livejournal.com]

Good thing you were in the present. If you squished it in the past...god help you.