John Hefner is... TARTUFFE

[thehefner]

Heh heh, I'm a truffle.

This weekend! TARTUFFE! Come one, come all, for John Hefner's final thesis performance here at Washington College! This time, your favorite purveyor of cats and crying has said "FUCK YOU, SUBTLETY!" and is letting loose in all his sleazy and flamboyant goodness in a performance that will absolutely guarantee you needing a shower afterwards!

If you've ever harbored any attraction for me, kiss it goodbye 'cause nobody's gonna even want to see me in their perhiperhal vision after this show. I was a Chippendale's Dancer in BLUE SURGE by comparison, and I don't even take off my clothes in this show (yet... mwa ha ha)!

Seriously, it'll be great fun. Hope to see you here. Meantime, I plan to celebrate my participation in this play by failing my French exam tomorrow.

Comments

[tazira.livejournal.com]

Because nobody gives off the sleazy sexual vibe like JOHN HEFNER!!!

Break a leg, and I'll do my best to make it out to see you.

[karmaflouge.livejournal.com]

now now, that's no way to celebrate.

and hopefully, i will be up there....i think friday night i s what we came up with. hope to see you then, m'dear.

[fishymcb.livejournal.com]

You mean you WEREN'T a Chippendale in Blue Surge? My God, I've been so blind...YOU USED ME, HEFNER! USED! ME!

For those of us who have never gotten up there yet...

[ex-treyhawk503.livejournal.com]

Directions?