to tweak Jules Feiffer...

[thehefner]

Sometimes I wish I were a dictator.

A ruler. A strongman. With a ruthless grasp on power. An iron grip on the helm of government. But loved.

The law is my law. The people are my people. Whomever I conquer remains conquered!

Premier Heffie. King Heffie. Emperor Heffie. Czar Heffie.

Boy. THEN I could meet girls!

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[jayel4192.livejournal.com]

not a day goes by that i don't have that exact same daydream. edicts i'd make, budgets i'd spend, people i'd enslave, borders i'd re-draw.

hell, i don't even worried about the "loved" part that much, so long as my power was absolute.

um, i think that's why i keep getting "sociopath" on those personality tests. but labels are a small price to pay.

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

Must be a geek thing.