to tweak Jules Feiffer...

[thehefner]

Sometimes I wish I were a dictator.

A ruler. A strongman. With a ruthless grasp on power. An iron grip on the helm of government. But loved.

The law is my law. The people are my people. Whomever I conquer remains conquered!

Premier Heffie. King Heffie. Emperor Heffie. Czar Heffie.

Boy. THEN I could meet girls!

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[thehefner.livejournal.com]

No Particular Title Heffie. I want that burned into my door!

And you really nailed something on that last point there.