Okee...

I got cast in that play I mentioned earlier, "Blue Surge." Maybe it's just the fact that my mojo is pretty well drained by playing Silvius, but I'm not really overjoyed and jumping up and down at this news. It's ok, though. I mean, I still have mixed feelings about the play itself, but the role I got is pretty sweet.

But here's the thing. The role calls for me to get bare-ass nekkid in the first scene. The director told me it was up to me if I wanted to do it or not. I said, "I don't mind, but the audience might." Seriously, I'm not sure what to do here. The nudity serves the scene's punchline (and no, it's not a "small dick" joke, that'd be even worse). I guess now is finally the time where I can ask a question I've always wanted to ask: who wants to see me bare-ass nekkid?

In either case, methinks 'tis time to hit the gym.