Finally. A candidate we can all get behind...

For truth.

For justice.

For the American Way.

For America.

LEX LUTHOR FOR PRESIDENT! VOTE LL 2004!

(I really wanted to make a Senator Kelly 2004 icon as well, but alas I lack the graphic design abilities. It's a shame, but I think we'll all rest easier with a man like Luthor in office. He may not be perfect, but hey, at least he ain't no stinkin' mutie.)

Bizarro Heffie

So it turns out there's this guy on campus that a handful of my friends firmly believe is my Evil Twin. He is gaunt, lanky, pale, with long blonde hair and cro-magnon facial structure not too dissimilar to mine. Val describes him as thus: "He has the assholeishness of Dave and the neurosis of you." And then I asked her if he was a big old loudmouth who craved attention and she responded, "No, not really."

My God. It's true. He's... BIZARRO HEFFIE!

I have a Twinner! A Sinestro to my Green Lantern! A Venom to my Spider-Man! Reverse-Flash to my... Flash...!

So yes, if you see a blonder, creepier version of me hanging around, WATCH OUT. That is NOT ME. I have no idea what I have that he could possibly wish to usurp, but he must not get it! There can be ONLY ONE!

I need sleep.