Bizarro Heffie

[thehefner]

So it turns out there's this guy on campus that a handful of my friends firmly believe is my Evil Twin. He is gaunt, lanky, pale, with long blonde hair and cro-magnon facial structure not too dissimilar to mine. Val describes him as thus: "He has the assholeishness of Dave and the neurosis of you." And then I asked her if he was a big old loudmouth who craved attention and she responded, "No, not really."

My God. It's true. He's... BIZARRO HEFFIE!

I have a Twinner! A Sinestro to my Green Lantern! A Venom to my Spider-Man! Reverse-Flash to my... Flash...!

So yes, if you see a blonder, creepier version of me hanging around, WATCH OUT. That is NOT ME. I have no idea what I have that he could possibly wish to usurp, but he must not get it! There can be ONLY ONE!

I need sleep.

Comments

[777666.livejournal.com]

That is all the world needs.........a Bizzaro Heffy.....like you aren't Bizzaro enough *sticks tounge out*

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

GOODBYE! ME NO AM BIZARRO HEFFIE! ME AM QUIET! ME NO NEED ATTENTION!

[surrealname.livejournal.com]

Hulk am offering to have Tea party with Bizarro and Grundy next tuesday. Can Bizarro make it? Grundy have already said yes.

[surrealname.livejournal.com]

and i've seen that guy around. Its the one you said looked like edgar winter. I could take that bitch. Don't worry.

[777666.livejournal.com]

Oh somthings that I wanted to say and ask, First I am going to go as Inu Yasha for Otakon, do you want to go as Miroku the same day, I can ask you-know-who if she wants to go as Sango. Also you-know-who and the asshole broke up, but there is a new asshole, so I am going to investigate that. And do you know what asshole said to me, he said that even if he hadn't had sex in a year he would go for me, cause I am not his type. If he hadn't been driving me home I would have punched him!!!! Goddess he thinks he is all that, and he is not!!! he is just an asshole, but I don't mind being "friends" with him if it lets me keep one eye on you-know-who...........well that is my rant LATER!!

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

God. What a fucking asshole. Both of them. I really should be happier to hear that asshole #1 and her broke up, but for some reason I'm not. I'd hoped I would be. God, she never takes a break between men, does she?

As for Otakon, let me think about it and tell me when it is, since I'm pretty busy. Let me know if she'd be up for it, that's another thing. If/when I see her next there'll be pressure enough, and I dunno if that convention is the place for it. Still, could be fun and it could really help ease said pressure.

Oh, did you show her the picture?

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

Also, I'm not much of an Inu Yasha watcher, but from what little I've seen, me as Miroku is bloody perfect. Can I be angsty, holy, and horny? Hmm. I wonder. And yeah, if you got her in a decent Sango get up, that'd be fucking hooooooottttttt.

[777666.livejournal.com]

It would be excalent!! And since Miroku and Sango have a thing....hehehe. But the next Otakon is not untill next year so it is not until next year. So that gives us plenty of time to make the costumes and for you to see her and all.

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

Yeah, we'll just have to see what happens between now and then, right? If anything at all. Please keep me updated.