Bizarro Heffie

[thehefner]

So it turns out there's this guy on campus that a handful of my friends firmly believe is my Evil Twin. He is gaunt, lanky, pale, with long blonde hair and cro-magnon facial structure not too dissimilar to mine. Val describes him as thus: "He has the assholeishness of Dave and the neurosis of you." And then I asked her if he was a big old loudmouth who craved attention and she responded, "No, not really."

My God. It's true. He's... BIZARRO HEFFIE!

I have a Twinner! A Sinestro to my Green Lantern! A Venom to my Spider-Man! Reverse-Flash to my... Flash...!

So yes, if you see a blonder, creepier version of me hanging around, WATCH OUT. That is NOT ME. I have no idea what I have that he could possibly wish to usurp, but he must not get it! There can be ONLY ONE!

I need sleep.

Comments

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

GOODBYE! ME NO AM BIZARRO HEFFIE! ME AM QUIET! ME NO NEED ATTENTION!

[surrealname.livejournal.com]

Hulk am offering to have Tea party with Bizarro and Grundy next tuesday. Can Bizarro make it? Grundy have already said yes.