Bizarro Heffie

[thehefner]

So it turns out there's this guy on campus that a handful of my friends firmly believe is my Evil Twin. He is gaunt, lanky, pale, with long blonde hair and cro-magnon facial structure not too dissimilar to mine. Val describes him as thus: "He has the assholeishness of Dave and the neurosis of you." And then I asked her if he was a big old loudmouth who craved attention and she responded, "No, not really."

My God. It's true. He's... BIZARRO HEFFIE!

I have a Twinner! A Sinestro to my Green Lantern! A Venom to my Spider-Man! Reverse-Flash to my... Flash...!

So yes, if you see a blonder, creepier version of me hanging around, WATCH OUT. That is NOT ME. I have no idea what I have that he could possibly wish to usurp, but he must not get it! There can be ONLY ONE!

I need sleep.

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[thehefner.livejournal.com]

God. What a fucking asshole. Both of them. I really should be happier to hear that asshole #1 and her broke up, but for some reason I'm not. I'd hoped I would be. God, she never takes a break between men, does she?

As for Otakon, let me think about it and tell me when it is, since I'm pretty busy. Let me know if she'd be up for it, that's another thing. If/when I see her next there'll be pressure enough, and I dunno if that convention is the place for it. Still, could be fun and it could really help ease said pressure.

Oh, did you show her the picture?