Dream much, Will?

So if anyone has white pants I could borrow for Halloween, I'd appreciate it. Since the right make-up for Two-Face is out of my budget right now, I think I'm gonna go as Hannibal Lecter, Bryan Cox style from Manhunter. I'm also gonna need a white/gray T-shirt and a white button-up shirt over that. I think I should have that around. Somewhere.

Slick my hair back with a ton of gel, dribble a few strategic drops of blood on my person, put on full Cox manner, it'll be perfect. And cheap. And really fucking obscure, unless I write "Lecter, Hannibal" (or if I wanna be really in-joke-y, "Lektor") on my white prison shirt or buy myself a Lecter mask from Silence.

Ever seen blood in the moonlight, Will? It appears quite black.