slap leather, gunslinger

After more than a month of this shit... now that allll the charges should finally be clear... I finally make the journey up to Shady Grove BB&T to close my fucking account there once and for all. Assuming of course they don't have another nasty surprise waiting for me, another, "oh, you can't close your account because ______" and/or "you still owe _______" and/or even better "oh, well, you never paid _______ so we've already gone and put it on your credit report. Now you'll never get that yacht, mwahahahaha!"

Spirit of Pat Morita, be with me now.

movie quote meme... sorta

Ehh, none of the results I got from this meme were interesting enough to warrant me posting them here, so I thought I'd tweak 'em and post some better ones!

<td align="center" style="background: #000000; color: #FFFFFF;">Heffie's Random Movie Quote:

'I know your works. You are neither cold nor hot. So because you are lukewarm, I will spew you out of my mouth. You can build your filthy world without me. I took the father. Now I'll take the son. You tell young Vallon I'm gonna paint Paradise Square with his blood. Two coats. I'll festoon my bedchamber with his guts. As for you, Mr. Tammany-fucking-Hall, you come down to the Points again, and you'll be dispatched by mine own hand. Get back to your celebration and let me eat in peace.'

- Bill the muthafuckin' Butcher, Gangs of New York

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<td align="center" style="background: #000000; color: #FFFFFF;">Heffie's Random Movie Quote:

Well that there was bloody Shakespearian. You know who Shakespeare was, sonny? He's the fella who wrote the King James Bible.'

- Big Pissed-Off Irishman With A Club (Brendan Gleeson), Gangs of New York

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<td align="center" style="background: #000000; color: #FFFFFF;">Heffie's Random Movie Quote:

CAN'T STOP THE RHYTHM!'

- Johnny Go, The Adventures of Bub and Johnny Go

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I ask again: WHO... WILL... WIN?!

Going to the bank felt akin to entering the dragon's lair, but it's done and my business with them is over. I decided to celebrate my day off by revisiting one of my favorite waste-of-time projects and give it a facelift, especially considering a year ago my friends list was only about half what it is today.

The Trojans lost the war to the Greeks. NOW THEY'RE REALLY PISSED. It's Greeks vs. Trojans- THE REVENGE! It's...

(CLICK HERE! I'm trying to be considerate and cut down on your loading time!)

(click on the above to see my ghetto-fabulous spruced-up new poster!)
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Yes, the war continues. Who will win? Only geeks with too much time on their hands can say for certain.

And as a special bonus to this edition of TROY 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO (alternate title), you have the all-new option of subtituting characters. Subtitution options include, but are not limited to (depending on your film knowledge):

Agememnon/Lecter: mutant-hating General William Stryker, CIA Director Ward Abbott, screenwriting guru Robert McKee, sleazy scottish bastard Killearn
Achilles/Durden: incomprehensible boxer Mickey O'Neill, Joe Black, mental patient/12 Monkeys leader Jeffrey Goines, Floyd the Stoner
Menelaus/Monk: Mad Eye Moody, Frank the Zombie fighter, scottish revolutionary Hamish Campbell
Odysseus/Sharpe: rouge agent Alec Trevelyan, Macbeth Thane of Glamis, High Warden of the White Tower Boromir son of Denethor, Cleric Errol Partridge
Hector/Hulk: utter badass Mark Brandon 'Chopper' Read, Sfc. Norm 'Hoot' Gibson
Paris/Legolas: denial pirate Will Turner, crusader Balian
Andromache/Miss Julie: Wing Commander Lt. Cmdr. 'Angel' Devereaux, super-shark creating Dr. Susan McCallister
Priam/Lawrence: King Henry II, Lord Jim, schoolteacher Arthur Chipping

Have fun. I look forward to your ideas. And I hope you have some, because I want to feel like I didn't spend two hours with MSPaint for nothing.