I ask again: WHO... WILL... WIN?!

[thehefner]

Going to the bank felt akin to entering the dragon's lair, but it's done and my business with them is over. I decided to celebrate my day off by revisiting one of my favorite waste-of-time projects and give it a facelift, especially considering a year ago my friends list was only about half what it is today.

The Trojans lost the war to the Greeks. NOW THEY'RE REALLY PISSED. It's Greeks vs. Trojans- THE REVENGE! It's...

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(click on the above to see my ghetto-fabulous spruced-up new poster!)
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Yes, the war continues. Who will win? Only geeks with too much time on their hands can say for certain.

And as a special bonus to this edition of TROY 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO (alternate title), you have the all-new option of subtituting characters. Subtitution options include, but are not limited to (depending on your film knowledge):

Agememnon/Lecter: mutant-hating General William Stryker, CIA Director Ward Abbott, screenwriting guru Robert McKee, sleazy scottish bastard Killearn
Achilles/Durden: incomprehensible boxer Mickey O'Neill, Joe Black, mental patient/12 Monkeys leader Jeffrey Goines, Floyd the Stoner
Menelaus/Monk: Mad Eye Moody, Frank the Zombie fighter, scottish revolutionary Hamish Campbell
Odysseus/Sharpe: rouge agent Alec Trevelyan, Macbeth Thane of Glamis, High Warden of the White Tower Boromir son of Denethor, Cleric Errol Partridge
Hector/Hulk: utter badass Mark Brandon 'Chopper' Read, Sfc. Norm 'Hoot' Gibson
Paris/Legolas: denial pirate Will Turner, crusader Balian
Andromache/Miss Julie: Wing Commander Lt. Cmdr. 'Angel' Devereaux, super-shark creating Dr. Susan McCallister
Priam/Lawrence: King Henry II, Lord Jim, schoolteacher Arthur Chipping

Have fun. I look forward to your ideas. And I hope you have some, because I want to feel like I didn't spend two hours with MSPaint for nothing.

Comments

[kosher-jenny.livejournal.com]

Legolas/006 would be a really fun match-up, elven-assassin type versus rogue secret agent assassin type and all.

I think 006 would win, because he would fight dirty if need be. They would both make it close because they're cold and ruthless fighters. But IMHO, (film) Legolas has a arrogance about him that would keep him from resorting to cheap tactics. That would give Alec enough edge to win.

[kmousie.livejournal.com]

This is soooo funny! Fantastic job. :-)

I think Hulk would have an advantage with, ya know, smash.

Damn, now I want to see this movie!!

Another substitution

[metalcrowe.livejournal.com]

And of course, there's also Glaucus/Campbell

Re: Another substitution

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

Ooh, he's also played Santa Claus! Twice!