isn't it ironic?

sambluestone3383 (6:16:19 PM): Ok. I hate. hate. hate Alanis Morrissette. But I will forever and utterly love and respect her for this

marred82 (6:16:33 PM): I know
marred82 (6:16:39 PM): I dislike her as well

sambluestone3383 (6:16:50 PM): she has my eternal respect for this

marred82 (6:16:58 PM): I know...it's faboo

sambluestone3383 (6:17:08 PM): this is right up there with Emm Gryner*

marred82 (6:17:21 PM): I know, that's why I thought you'd like it

sambluestone3383 (6:17:52 PM): thank you. thank you

marred82 (6:20:07 PM): hahaha
marred82 (6:20:11 PM): you're welcome

sambluestone3383 (6:22:29 PM): Ok, I'm running errands in my house now, plaintively wailing out "Whatcha gonna doooo with alll that ass, allll that ass inside those jeeeans...?"

marred82 (6:23:04 PM): it's so heartfelt
marred82 (6:23:27 PM): like a philosopher asking those questions
marred82 (6:24:30 PM): "Whatcha gonna do with those breasts inside that shirt?"
marred82 (6:24:39 PM): really...what
marred82 (6:25:27 PM): whatcha gonna do
marred82 (6:25:37 PM): HEFNER WHATCHA GONNA DOOOOOO

sambluestone3383 (6:25:38 PM): Socrates failed to answer that question. Which is why he drank the hemlock

marred82 (6:25:47 PM): hahhahahaha
marred82 (6:26:27 PM): those Greeks didn't know what to do with humps, lumps, nor brests

sambluestone3383 (6:26:29 PM): and thanks a lot, I just so happen to have a bottle right here
sambluestone3383 (6:26:38 PM): I'll die making a Hemlocktini

marred82 (6:27:17 PM): I prefer a Hemlockita

sambluestone3383 (6:27:42 PM): that's the frozen one
sambluestone3383 (6:27:51 PM): choose well, because you only get to drink it once!
sambluestone3383 (6:28:09 PM): "Awww man, you know what this needed? A splash of grena--"

marred82 (6:28:42 PM): then comes the release of the bowels

sambluestone3383 (6:29:07 PM): "Yeah. They don't... they don't show that part in the movies."

marred82 (6:29:23 PM): hahaha
marred82 (6:30:32 PM): now, I'm picturing Socrates crapping himself



*Whose cover of "Pour Some Sugar On Me" is one of my favorite things ever