When there if no more room in Hell, the deade shall walk the Earth

So I have just been informed that there was a shopping mall in the Elizabethan period. At first, I thought it still existed, or that it was a new, Renaissance Faire type dealie, and I got all excited.

Just think about it: take your typical all-out garb, then mix in Richmond's annual Zombie Lurch... you already see where I'm going with this, right?

DAWNE O' THE DEADE

All we'd need are zombie minstrels playing mall muzak, especially the legendary "Gonk,", and we'd be the stuff of legend.

But alas, I skimmed too quickly. The mall is long gone. Where are nerds with disposable income when you need them? But a man can dream, can't he? A man can dream.

Zombie Renaissance Faire costumes. Aaaaaaaaaaand GO!

WAC show-canceled!

Nuts nuts nuts.

Welp, THE HEFNER MONOLOGUES show at Washington College is canceled, because it conflicts with the annual Renaissance Dinner. We'll try to reschedule first thing next semester.

It's probably for the best: the posters were coming together pretty last minute, and I have to wonder how many students would rather stay indoors and study for exams than come see the show. And I still have the Baltimore shows, so I can at focus on that.

So, yes. No show at Washington College on December 1st. Scratch that one off your calendars.



In order to cheer myself up, I've been watching Nick Cave's video for "Fifteen Feet of Pure White Snow" (thanks, jellied!):

Man. It's like the drunken heroin-addict version of Feist's "1,2,3,4" (a "meh" song in of itself, but as a video, it's pure happy). Clearly, I need to buy more Nick Cave albums, as I think I've listen to "Murder Ballads" about two dozen times by now, and I'm still not tired of it.