Welcome to my chocolate factory! IT'S TIME TO DIE!

Apparently this might actually be a real short film. If it's not just a joke trailer, then it just might work stretched out to short film length. But if nothing else... well, I'll let it speak for itself...

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And yes, JACKASS fans, that is Wee Man.

and suddenly I actually have a reason to return to Chestertown

Holy bejabbers, Kate Beaton AND Neil Gaiman are gonna be at my old alma mater Washington College this April 25-27?!

Maybe I'll drive up for one, spend a day at the house in Rehoboth Beach, then drive down to catch the other one. If tickets are still available.

I almost feel ashamed to enjoy Kate Beaton, because I feel like the last goddamn person to discover how awesome she is. Like I'm a poseur or something. But to see her at WAC, wow, that'd be magnificent. I wonder if I can talk her into a Harvey Dent drawing...? /one track mind

Shit, maybe I'll just take the minivan, go drinking with some professors, and sleep in the quad parking lot. I'm sure I wouldn't be the first to do so!

WAC. Man, I never thought I'd go back.