hippie bed or virginity bed? hippie bed or virginity bed?

[thehefner]

Pity poor Molly and Juliana, the girls who will be moving into my old senior year dorm room. And all the memories therein for them to inherit.

lampwix: though i am saving up to go to scotland with Kate amann in march, but i think working for larry will take care of that
SamBluestone3383: Aw, you'll be a Stahlbitch
lampwix: haha that's a fun term
lampwix: i'll miss having you to angst to over paint bucking scrubbing in the shops ;-)
SamBluestone3383: Don't worry, I'll be back to see plays, and just being there will give me plenty cause to angst!
lampwix: heh heh
lampwix: well we'll be glad to see you
lampwix: juliana and i've got a futon should you ever need it
SamBluestone3383: What, I can't have my virginity bed?
SamBluestone3383: Maybe if I roll around in it, I can get it back
lampwix: hahaha oh MAN
SamBluestone3383: I gotta remember that one
lampwix: i'm gonna make juliana have your virginity bed
lampwix: that'll scar her for life, most likely
SamBluestone3383: haha, excellent
SamBluestone3383: Yes, that mattress contains many things. My virginity, the dried tears of unfathomable sorrow, and some doritos crumbs
lampwix: eehee
lampwix: i'm slightly afraid of what might be contained in Hippie's mattress, but then i go to my happy place
SamBluestone3383: Ha! Screwed either way!
lampwix: i might find the saaaaaddest pot in the whooole world
SamBluestone3383: hahahaha
lampwix: but i also hate Doritos, so it's a toss-up
SamBluestone3383: you do? Well that makes the doritos saaaaad
lampwix: aw poor doritos...that's just something they're gonna have to live with
lampwix: i was gonna say that maybe our girliness would infuse the room, but then i remembered....we're not *girls*
lampwix: we lose, J and I....we lose :-P
SamBluestone3383: Ha. Considering my virgin bed, you have no idea how appropriate your choice of words there are.

(That last part is a little in-joke that maybe one other person will get. But it amuses me enough.)

Comments

[ortugatay.livejournal.com]

Hehe ooooh the tainted mattresses...and I just realized that I'm silly and totally spelled the word "buckets" as "bucking." It makes paint sound much more excited that way! :-P

[katenesswac.livejournal.com]

my oh my, am I gonna have to keep an eye on my neighbors? Either because what they may do or because of what the beds may do to them...

Don't worry John, I'll carry on the tradition. Mmmm...virgin doritos....

[jgurlpunkrck.livejournal.com]

OMG.

I don't really know what to think or say right now. I believe the most appropriate action right now is to go scald myself. Excuse me.

*SCARRED FOR LIFE*

Re: Don't worry John, I'll carry on the tradition. Mmmm...virgin doritos....

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

Yyyeah, uh, those Doritos aren't exactly virgin anymore. Yyyyeah, that's kinda the reason why I'm not either. I was lonely and heartbroken, and the moon was full, and the crinkle of the bag was just so alluring...

I was wondering how long I'd hold out before I sprung the beds situation on you. Um. Sorry? I love you!