things that never fail to bring me the happy

[thehefner]

So the dog is still loose, and while people have been phoning in these past three days telling us they've seen her always within a half mile of our neighborhood, we haven't heard anything since 2:00. She may have run out onto the Clara Barton parkway. Who knows. Personally, I don't care so much. I hardly saw the dog and it kept running away from me. But mom is utterly miserable, more depressed than I've ever seen her, and every three hours goes driving around looking for her. On top of it all, I'm coming down a flu for the first time since July 2004. My throat is sore and my whole body is stiffening up. Life ain't exactly stellar right now in this immmediate moment.

Time to bust out the big guns. Here, for your enjoyment as well as mine, are my foolproof merry-making remedies.

Superdickery.com. Hilarious bad comic covers with commentary. Home of such classics as "Joker's Boner" and "Superman is a Dick." Favorite examples of mine include "No Bride for Jungle Jimmy!" and "Superman's Catholic?"

The Worst Album Covers of All Time: Some of you know this one already, and I thank you for it. And once you've seen that, here's part 2. They get even better/worse/better.

The entire scanned comic when Justice League members Blue Beetle and Booster Gold setal the Martian Manhunter's Oreos. This features what may be my favorite six comic panels ever. See if you can guess which ones. This comic is non-stop funny, even if you don't know the characters. And if you do, it's even better.

Animation- "There she is!!" This... is the cutest flash animation... EVER. I daren't say anything else. If you can manage load it, watch it. Seriously. It's beautiful, one of the best flash animations I've ever seen. And the song is awesome too. Same goes for the sequel! God DAMN so the cute.

Ahh, that's better. For now, at least.

Comments

[eliyes.livejournal.com]

O.O

So.

Incredibly.

CUTE!!!

(Man, I'd being seeing that no cat/rabbit move sign EVERYWHERE!)

[chickenhat.livejournal.com]

*snerk*
If I'm right, the sequence ends in "SPLOOT".

talk about addictions... god i miss comic books

[fishymcb.livejournal.com]

Dude, I love the icon. Kif Kroker is my hero.

"Dear Diary...I just made love for the SECOND time!"

[ortugatay.livejournal.com]

You may have just lost your job, but ALL OF FREDDIE'S FRIENDS ARE DEAD, YOU INGRATE! Looove it, still. Glad Mel and I could bring that into your life. :-D

[jcsbimp.livejournal.com]

Yes, have always enjoyed the "There she is!!" Flash.