I think the makers of this meme have syphilis

[thehefner]

The Mixed Messenger Deliberate Brutal Love Dreamer (DBLDm) Just...take...the...fucking...flower...darling. The Mixed Messenger apologizes again. You're looking for love, but you'll always maintain your independence. You're prepared for a real commitment, but it's also likely that you're ambitious, which creates a certain romantic tension and ambivalence within you. So although you can be very affectionate to someone, you are also capable of pulling some dubious shit. Your exact opposite: The Playboy Random Gentle Sex Master In a relationship, you're usually the emotional leader. With your friends, you're a little bit more part of the pack. You're well-liked but you're not the uninhibited type, so the spotlight's often on someone else. In both social and romantic situations, however, you almost always get what you want. Influencing people is something you do very well. ALWAYS AVOID: The Playstation, The Peach CONSIDER: The Priss Link: The 32-Type Dating Test by OkCupid - Free Online Dating. My profile name: manchesterblack

While I cop to the possibility of some of this, other parts (such as the always getting what I want and my being good at influencing others) I fear I must call bullshit on. Furthermore, I took the liberty of looking up what "The Playstation" kind of girl is.

Here's what I found. "The Playstation."

"You're a nice girl, and you have lots of sex. It's therefore highly likely that you're attractive, and you're certainly outgoing & friendly. Plus, this healthy physical attitude of yours indicates deeper emotional well-being and stability. Unheard of. When guys dare to dream, they dream of you.

You don't get attached too easily, and, to wit, you're not necessarily looking for something long-term right now. That's a bigger asset than you know. Though, physically speaking, you're open to anything, you're keeping your emotional side well-protected. This means there won't be a lot of wreckage to clean up whenever you decide to settle down.

In the meantime, the men you share yourself with actually respect you. Like them, you enjoy sex for its own sake and don't need any other validation for pleasure than pleasure itself. Hopefully, you have the good sense to blow off anyone who thinks less of you for that. Usually, this is the part of the description where we offer some life-correcting advice, but honestly, we can't think of anything about you we'd change. Keep on fucking, partner."

Ah. I see. So according to the people who made this test, "The Playstation" is the ideal role model. So apparently there's nothing wrong at all with fucking lots and lots of people without any emotional attachment. Aside from pregancy, STDs, and general ho-ness (I count men there too), let me ask, has anyone ever known a girl who fits the "Playstation" definition who isn't a crazed trainwreck psycho with self-image issues ranging from serious to holy-shit-watch-out? Since when does lots of fucking indicate a healthy emotional well-being?! Times like this I remember Dave's wonderful poem on so-called "Free Spirits."

Stupid memes. I blame Richards, as always.