quickies. and not in the good way, but what're you gonna do? that's right, bitch, not a thing.

[thehefner]

The Professor from Gilligan's Island is Reed Richards.

It's a sad day for DDR fans everywhere: Captain Jack has died. I don't know the details yet. I will Dream a Dream for you, oh Captain my Captain.

Some Hollywood asshats are talking about remaking CREEPSHOW. You know, George Romero and Stephen King's love letter to the classic EC Comics horror stories like in "Tales from the Crypt"? Apparently these producers are abandoning the comic anthology aspect in favor of a story structure mimicking films like "Go," and in doing so utterly and completely miss the point of CREEPSHOW.

No, seriously. The Professor IS Reed Richards. In age, in face, in pipe. In the way he's absolutely brilliant yet only able to invent things for very limited, specific purposes. DOOM would have figured out a way off the island before Richards would have even found coconuts to make a radio!!!

Oh, Jay? Apparently we still DO have my grandfather's files. ALL of them. Either up at Gordon's farm in storage or (god fucking help us, I don't care what Mom says I do not fucking trust this) in our basement.

I hate posting on LJ between Friday and Sunday because I feel like only half the people are reading, and even they're just skimming.

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[thehefner.livejournal.com]

It's all good, I tend to be a total skimmer too. If only because I have a ton of frickin' friends and I should eventually pare 'em down. I have a couple people on here that I have absolutely no idea who they are or how they know me!