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[thehefner]

My pants are dead. I suppose it was bound to happen when I wore them virtually every day. Twin holes wore into just under the crotch area, then burst open. Goodbye, my pants. You were good pants indeed. Off to the mall to get another pair.

I got up extra early today so I could personally train with Carolyn at the gym. For those who don't remember who Carolyn is, allow me to refresh your memory. Yep, she's single. She says it's so hard to meet people, I said I know the feeling. *sigh* She's, what, 28? Perfect age for a woman I'm looking for, but I sincerely doubt she'll looking to date the dorky 22 year old son of the woman to whom she teaches exotic dancing classes.

She just seems to unattainable, like she's just so above me... I know a couple other women like that. Maybe she's not really "too good for me," but hell, the fact that I watch "Spongebob Squarepants" when I work out probably doesn't help.

I love the movie and soundtrack to Phantom of the Paradise. Does this make me a bad person?

I know I just posted it, but damn it, I'm rather proud of my "Johnny Go de Bergerac" post. I may have to incorporate that in the actual stories.

So... is everyone psyched and ready to come see CLOSER??

Comments

[wendywoowho.livejournal.com]

So... is everyone psyched and ready to come see CLOSER??

Jah!

[jayel4192.livejournal.com]

So... is everyone psyched and ready to come see CLOSER??

are you kidding?!?! where else can i see disc_sophist undress????

oh. wait.



crap.

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

Yes, that's it, rub it in for the rest of us.

on the contrary...

[jayel4192.livejournal.com]

Joe DiMaggio was married to Marilyn Monroe when "seven year itch" came out. he nearly got in a fight in the movie theatre during the blowing dress scene. all the guys in the audience were making lewd noises.

similarly, i think the joke's on me.

Re: on the contrary...

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

Haha, mayhaps, boyo, but at the end of the day you get the last laugh, don't you?

Re: on the contrary...

[chickenhat.livejournal.com]

Yes, yes he does...

Smug bastard. :-)

[jgurlpunkrck.livejournal.com]

Wow, definitely read that as parents and I almost flipped out.

AND HECK YES I'm excited. Though I'm working out some drama with the Study Abroad people right now about that weekend, so I'll keep you posted...

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

There is the possibility of some talk to a Middle Hall dorm trip to see the show... mayhaps you can jab Robyn or Joe or somebody in the ribs until they organize? Unless you already have your own plans, in which case just one jabbing will suffice.

[jgurlpunkrck.livejournal.com]

I worked things out with the Abroad people. I was planning on coming home that weekend and my sister was going to bring me to the show.

[jgurlpunkrck.livejournal.com]

And regardless of the fact that that comment was in the past tense, I am coming. FUTURE TENSE, HURRAY!

[2sick2pray.livejournal.com]

There's something seriously disturbing in a Freudian kind of way about the idea of dating your mother's seduction mentor, if you will.

But she is gorgeous, I'll give you that...

Freudian?

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

Oh come now, this is me we're talking about here. If anything, dating my mom's seduction mentor is an improvement.

Re: Freudian?

[2sick2pray.livejournal.com]

LOL

Cya next weekend dude. Can't wait for Closer.

[stdelia.livejournal.com]

I had a pair of pants that had a giant hole in the crotch, but mommy patched them. I am psyched to see Closer, but I'll need to go with Lea. ^^;