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thehefnerI've had nothing worthwhile to post about here for awhile, and now that I'm passing out as a result of the "itis" I've got from too much leftover turkey, have a meme gacked from Molly, Val, and Kevy-poo.
TEN FIRSTS
1. First Best Friend: Bonner Sale. The coolest cat I'd ever known. I wonder where the hell he is these days?
2. First Screen Name: SamBluestone, but then somehow I screwed up and couldn't access it anymore.
3. First Pet: That was actually mine? Probably Simba (named before that movie, I'll have you know!), my grouchy old Siamese cat. He kinda resembled my father.
4. First Piercing: Am I doing another girls' meme? Well, I have a dent in my earlobe that looks like it's pierced...
5. First Crush: Jesus god, it was this blond girl in third grade, but I can't remember the names of most of my teachers then, much less classmates...
6. First CD: This I remember clearly: MORTAL KOMBAT: THE ALBUM (where the famous MK theme came from that was later used in the movie). The best worst best techno album EVAH.
7. First Car of Your Own: Radar Love, my 1987 Chrysler LeBaron convertible.
8. First Stuffed Animal: Pookey, my teddy bear. I still have 'im.
9. First Word: Actually, it was part of my first complete sentence. I never said a word until I tripped down the stairs, and I uttered, "Oh shit, I fell down." Seriously.
10. First Kiss: Freshman Year at college with Annie O'Brien.
NINE LASTS
1. Last Alchoholic Beverage: A bottle of Stella Artois.
2. Last Car Ride: Driving back home after dropping Lea off at the metro station.
3. Last Movie Seen: I saw CAPOTE yesterday; very interesting, haunting, subtle, but not sure if it's exactly good. Oh, and I watched AGURRIE, WRATH OF GOD at home today.
4. Last Phone Call: Called my Ma to see if we had any plans tonight, and we confirmed that we were both ded.
5. Last CD Played: Peter Gabriel, SECURITY.
6. Last Bubble Bath: God, must have been at least six years ago.
7. Last Time You Cried: Depending on your definition of crying- May 3rd of this year after the blow-out with Misty or sometime this summer when I watched SUNDAY IN THE PARK WITH GEORGE with![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
disc_sophist.
8. Last Time You Laughed: Probably with Lea today. What an inane question.
9. Last words said: "Yeah, I lost, New York's being destroyed right now," I said, responding to my mother's inqury if I beat Master Mold in X-MEN: LEGENDS.
EIGHT HAVE YOU EVERS
1. Have you ever dated one of your best friends: Misty.
2. Have you ever been arrested: If John Hefner ever gets arrested for anything, it will either be for something really hilarious or really hugely crazy as a result of me utterly snapping.
3. Have you ever skinny dipped: ... if a hot tub counts...
4. Have you ever been on TV: Nope.
5. Have you ever kissed someone and then regretted it: Jesus god, I am never, EVER going to a goth club alone again...
6. Have you ever had a sex dream about someone you knew: Of course.
7. Have you ever had sex: Technically speaking, yes, if you count that glorified dry-humping as actual sex...
8. Have you ever been in a car wreck: Not a "wreck" as much as a crunch.
SEVEN THINGS YOU'RE WEARING
1. My gay and lovely cashmere sweater.
2. My black BDUs from my old Rudes' days.
3. Black socks that aren't long for this world.
4. Crayayzee boxers
5. Seven? This thing really is written for women, isn't it? I'm at home writing on LJ, you're lucky I'm wearing anything at all!
6. ---
7. ---
SIX THINGS YOU DID TODAY
1. Plotted THE ADVENTURES OF BUB AND JOHNNY GO
2. Hung out with Lea
3. Watched AGUIRRE, WRATH OF GOD and enjoyed the awesomeness of Klaus Kinski
4. Got beaten at the end of X-MEN LEGENDS
5. Ate leftovers
6. Watched porn, felt empty
FIVE FAVORITE THINGS IN NO ORDER
1. Theatre
2. Writing
3. Movies
4. Comics
5. Storytelling/performing
FOUR CHOICES
1. Black or White: Black goes with anything.
2. Hot or Cold: Cold. It allows for snuggling up in things and warming up.
3. Chocolate or Vanilla Ice cream: Vanilla. The most underappreciated flavor ever. It's incedible versitile, perhaps far more than chocolate, and even alone it can be haunting, elegant, and suggestive.
4. Coffee or Tea: Not a fan of either, but if I had to pick, Tea, because it doesn't taste like donkey swill.
THREE PEOPLE YOU CAN TELL ANYTHING TO
1. Dave
2. Lea
3. Mom
TWO THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE
1. Write good enough stories (Sam Bluestone, Johnny Go, Hefner Monologues, etc) to garner a cult following.
2. Perform in the following roles: Hamlet, Cyrano de Bergerac, Edgar from KING LEAR, King Lear himself, and Hickey from THE ICEMAN COMETH.
ONE THING YOU REGRET:
1. Regrets aren't worth a bugger. For a while they may feel worth it, but with time and perspective it's pointless to regret anything.
TEN FIRSTS
1. First Best Friend: Bonner Sale. The coolest cat I'd ever known. I wonder where the hell he is these days?
2. First Screen Name: SamBluestone, but then somehow I screwed up and couldn't access it anymore.
3. First Pet: That was actually mine? Probably Simba (named before that movie, I'll have you know!), my grouchy old Siamese cat. He kinda resembled my father.
4. First Piercing: Am I doing another girls' meme? Well, I have a dent in my earlobe that looks like it's pierced...
5. First Crush: Jesus god, it was this blond girl in third grade, but I can't remember the names of most of my teachers then, much less classmates...
6. First CD: This I remember clearly: MORTAL KOMBAT: THE ALBUM (where the famous MK theme came from that was later used in the movie). The best worst best techno album EVAH.
7. First Car of Your Own: Radar Love, my 1987 Chrysler LeBaron convertible.
8. First Stuffed Animal: Pookey, my teddy bear. I still have 'im.
9. First Word: Actually, it was part of my first complete sentence. I never said a word until I tripped down the stairs, and I uttered, "Oh shit, I fell down." Seriously.
10. First Kiss: Freshman Year at college with Annie O'Brien.
NINE LASTS
1. Last Alchoholic Beverage: A bottle of Stella Artois.
2. Last Car Ride: Driving back home after dropping Lea off at the metro station.
3. Last Movie Seen: I saw CAPOTE yesterday; very interesting, haunting, subtle, but not sure if it's exactly good. Oh, and I watched AGURRIE, WRATH OF GOD at home today.
4. Last Phone Call: Called my Ma to see if we had any plans tonight, and we confirmed that we were both ded.
5. Last CD Played: Peter Gabriel, SECURITY.
6. Last Bubble Bath: God, must have been at least six years ago.
7. Last Time You Cried: Depending on your definition of crying- May 3rd of this year after the blow-out with Misty or sometime this summer when I watched SUNDAY IN THE PARK WITH GEORGE with
disc_sophist. 8. Last Time You Laughed: Probably with Lea today. What an inane question.
9. Last words said: "Yeah, I lost, New York's being destroyed right now," I said, responding to my mother's inqury if I beat Master Mold in X-MEN: LEGENDS.
EIGHT HAVE YOU EVERS
1. Have you ever dated one of your best friends: Misty.
2. Have you ever been arrested: If John Hefner ever gets arrested for anything, it will either be for something really hilarious or really hugely crazy as a result of me utterly snapping.
3. Have you ever skinny dipped: ... if a hot tub counts...
4. Have you ever been on TV: Nope.
5. Have you ever kissed someone and then regretted it: Jesus god, I am never, EVER going to a goth club alone again...
6. Have you ever had a sex dream about someone you knew: Of course.
7. Have you ever had sex: Technically speaking, yes, if you count that glorified dry-humping as actual sex...
8. Have you ever been in a car wreck: Not a "wreck" as much as a crunch.
SEVEN THINGS YOU'RE WEARING
1. My gay and lovely cashmere sweater.
2. My black BDUs from my old Rudes' days.
3. Black socks that aren't long for this world.
4. Crayayzee boxers
5. Seven? This thing really is written for women, isn't it? I'm at home writing on LJ, you're lucky I'm wearing anything at all!
6. ---
7. ---
SIX THINGS YOU DID TODAY
1. Plotted THE ADVENTURES OF BUB AND JOHNNY GO
2. Hung out with Lea
3. Watched AGUIRRE, WRATH OF GOD and enjoyed the awesomeness of Klaus Kinski
4. Got beaten at the end of X-MEN LEGENDS
5. Ate leftovers
6. Watched porn, felt empty
FIVE FAVORITE THINGS IN NO ORDER
1. Theatre
2. Writing
3. Movies
4. Comics
5. Storytelling/performing
FOUR CHOICES
1. Black or White: Black goes with anything.
2. Hot or Cold: Cold. It allows for snuggling up in things and warming up.
3. Chocolate or Vanilla Ice cream: Vanilla. The most underappreciated flavor ever. It's incedible versitile, perhaps far more than chocolate, and even alone it can be haunting, elegant, and suggestive.
4. Coffee or Tea: Not a fan of either, but if I had to pick, Tea, because it doesn't taste like donkey swill.
THREE PEOPLE YOU CAN TELL ANYTHING TO
1. Dave
2. Lea
3. Mom
TWO THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE
1. Write good enough stories (Sam Bluestone, Johnny Go, Hefner Monologues, etc) to garner a cult following.
2. Perform in the following roles: Hamlet, Cyrano de Bergerac, Edgar from KING LEAR, King Lear himself, and Hickey from THE ICEMAN COMETH.
ONE THING YOU REGRET:
1. Regrets aren't worth a bugger. For a while they may feel worth it, but with time and perspective it's pointless to regret anything.
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Snirk...
Date: 2005-11-26 02:55 am (UTC)Total Closer flashback.
Did your friend get over seeing you wearing nothing but a laptop?
8)
Re: Snirk...
Date: 2005-11-26 09:51 pm (UTC)