Christmas with in the Dead Zone!
Dec. 3rd, 2005 01:26 pmI just saw a commercial for a very special Holiday episode... of The Dead Zone.
Yeah, I... I got nuthin'. Except this sudden visual of Jimmy Stewart smashing a vase with a cane and screaming, "Well golly, th-the ice! It's, uh, well, it's gonna BREAK!"
So I go to the fridge to discover the egg nod I bought yesterday is gone. I had one half-glass of it, but that was it. Now today, the carton's empty. So my grandmother comes into the kitchen and I ask her, "Did you drink all the egg nog?"
She replied, "Well, I contribute money for the groceries..."
"Uh, that was my egg nog. I bought it with my own money."
"Oh. Well, I didn't see your name on it."
"Oh! I didn't realize we had to label our food now!"
Jesus fuck. Coincidentally, the remake of The Blob is on TV now. A movie I thank god I won't be around much longer to see, because it so fucking freaks me out. This movie makes simple pleasures like taking a shower or going to second base really horrifying.
Yeah, I... I got nuthin'. Except this sudden visual of Jimmy Stewart smashing a vase with a cane and screaming, "Well golly, th-the ice! It's, uh, well, it's gonna BREAK!"
So I go to the fridge to discover the egg nod I bought yesterday is gone. I had one half-glass of it, but that was it. Now today, the carton's empty. So my grandmother comes into the kitchen and I ask her, "Did you drink all the egg nog?"
She replied, "Well, I contribute money for the groceries..."
"Uh, that was my egg nog. I bought it with my own money."
"Oh. Well, I didn't see your name on it."
"Oh! I didn't realize we had to label our food now!"
Jesus fuck. Coincidentally, the remake of The Blob is on TV now. A movie I thank god I won't be around much longer to see, because it so fucking freaks me out. This movie makes simple pleasures like taking a shower or going to second base really horrifying.
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Date: 2005-12-03 09:45 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-12-03 11:35 pm (UTC)Yeah...grr. Sorry about that. *hugs*
I'd send Eowyn, as I normally do when people are being annoying, but I draw the line at beating up grandmas. ;-)
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Date: 2005-12-04 02:01 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-12-04 06:41 am (UTC)"Flesh horror" disturbs the hell out of me, I should probably mention that. Movies like, THE FLY and THE THING (the latter being the scariest movie I've ever seen and a personal favorite) and pretty much most of Cronenberg's stuff. SOCIETY is also in that category, and I do need to see it. In fact, there's a new "flesh horror" movie coming out pretty soon, SLITHER, starring Firefly's Nathan Fillon and HENRY: PORTRAIT OF A SERIAL KILLER'S Michael Rooker. It looks like sticky gooey unsettling fun, but it may be too much for me. But probably not.
Does that make sense, or am I really just a big pussy after all? Seeing THE BLOB today didn't scare me as much as it did when I saw it on TV way back thirteen or so years ago (the little kid melting, holy shit, they melted the kid, they broke a cardinal horror rule and melted the kid), but even still, I'm still a little hesitant around my kitchen sink than I was yesterday, and if you've seen the film, you'll know why.
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Date: 2005-12-04 06:47 am (UTC)I can possibly see what the "fear" of "flesh horror" is. But honestly-- doesn't do a damn thing for me.
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Date: 2005-12-04 07:09 am (UTC)Yeah, it's one of the very few things to really deeply unsettle me for some reason. Meh, just chalk it up to me being a weirdo.
I also have an irrational fear of my reflection coming to life and doing something other than what it's supposed to be reflecting. Combine that with a touch of actorly vanity, and I have a real love-hate relationship with mirrors.
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Date: 2005-12-04 10:32 pm (UTC)Given that it is a cheesy horror movie, I thought the 1980s Blob was interesting in that it was really about 2 main characters... The "jock" and the "rebel." Of coure the jock guy got muched about 1/4 of the way through the movie. That was nice in that it was unexpected.