fictional character meme gacked from calliopes_pen

[thehefner]

This meme is open to everyone. By which I mean, if you're reading this, it's open to you. Go nuts.

Leave a list of fictional characters in your journal that you would love to get a message from. It is your friend-list's mission, should they choose to accept it, to write you an in-character "letter" from a character on that list. Then they post their own list in their journal and the process continues!

Egon Spengler (Ghostbusters)
Doctor Otto Octavius/Doctor Octopus/Doc Ock (Spider-Man)
Harvey Dent/Two-Face (Batman)
Hal Jordan/Green Lantern
William "Bill the Butcher" Cutting (Gangs of New York)
Col. Ives (Ravenous)
James Venemun, the Gemini Killer (Exorcist III: Legion)
John Crichton (Farscape)
Michael Garibaldi (Babylon 5)
The Question (Justice League Unlimited)
Special Agent Dale Cooper (Twin Peaks)
Alex Krycek (X-Files)
Bub the Zombie (Day of the Dead)
Hamlet

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Um.... I think this is a bad idea...

-egon

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean, "bad?"

I HAVE TO, I'M SORRY!!!!!

[surrealname.livejournal.com]

Imagine all life as you know it stop instantaneously and every single molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.

Total protonic reversal

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

Right. That's bad. Okay. All right. Important safety tip. Thanks.

Re: Total protonic reversal

[eliyes.livejournal.com]

*gives you both prizes (hugs)*

:D

[(Anonymous)]

Hey, Johnny, it's Mike. Listen, I heard some things. I can relate. Women, eh? You know what I always say: when life gives you lemons, drink some beer. (Tryin' to get away from the booze these days, though. Been a lot of lemons.) But listen, I see you in my neck of the woods, you and I should have a chat about soemthing that doesn't piss us off or something.

See you around.

M. Garibaldi

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

Sounds like a plan. And while you're here, Mike, let me just say that you have great taste in posters to hang over your bed...

[jgurlpunkrck.livejournal.com]

OMG WHERE IS MY FUCKINNNG HANNNND??!??!?!?!!

*eyes gloss over with extraterrestrial black death*

RAHHHHH! ALEX SMASH.




...right, so not exactly what you asked for....

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

But still awesome though. Hehehe

James Venemun

[fiveseconddelay.livejournal.com]

OK, so you want me to take everything I know that's bad in your life and write it up from the point of view of someone who's main motivation is to cause you to despair. Got it.

How about instead:
ARR RUV OOO HONNIE!!

Re: James Venemun

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

Oh yes, please. But do it in a Brad Dourif voice!

On second thought, I like the last one better. *claps gleefully, then suddenly cools down, slicks hands through hair* Olive me too. ... wait...

[metalcrowe.livejournal.com]

My Dear Mr. Hefner,

I must apologize for not writing you sooner, but my duties here at Fort Spencer have kept me otherwise engaged for the past months. With the increasing westward expansion of late, we all have been quite busy. But 'tis best, not to bite the hand that feeds, so to speak.

My condolences on your poor luck in your relations with the fairer sex. I have of late been reading the works of Mr. Nietchze. While much of what he says is truly self-evident to any civilized man, I hope you will bear with me if I repeat a few of his words to you. Was mich nicht umbringt, macht mich starker. Keep that in mind, sir; and failing that, may I remind you of the story of Mrs. MacCready and my humble self?

I must conclude this letter now, as I am required in the kitchen. We have guests for dinner tonight, and I still cannot trust Boyd with the cooking.

Yours, &c.
The Reverend Col. F.W. Ives

[metalcrowe.livejournal.com]

P.S--- I was writing in haste before; that would of course be Mr. Nietzsche.

Conversation du Jour

[fiveseconddelay.livejournal.com]

Nietzsche has an 's' in it.

(I think we have a winnah)

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

My dear Colonel, indeed it has been far too long since I have heard from you. It is a distinct pleasure. I presume it was jolly old Hart who turned you onto Nietzsche, eh? Indeed, that is a maxim to which I strive to live. My thanks to you, sir. By the way, be on the lookout for a care package which should be arriving in the coming months. I have enclosed various exotic herbs and spices which would go very well with the delivery boy, I should think.

the best I got this morning....

[sabine42.livejournal.com]

Yo, buddy—
It’s like this. I know sometimes life can seem like it’s strapping you to an ACME rocket and lighting the fuse, but that’s no reason to go all Schwarzenegger on their ass. Think about what Kirk’d do. That’s right, tear his shirt, cut his lip, and wake up in bed with someone painted a primary color.

~John

Re: the best I got this morning....

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

Words to live by, indeed.

[spacechild.livejournal.com]

GGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRGGGHHHH!

[spacechild.livejournal.com]

ok.. i thought i was the first to do Bub.