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thehefnerOne of the more interesting and imaginitive memes I've seen.
1.You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?
Michael Bay. I think it's how he's want to go.
2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be?
Madonna. But the stain will linger on.
3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
Someone who offered me to do it twice already. I probably wouldn't do it if I had a third chance because that's not me. But every day I sure want to.
4. What is your favorite cheese?
Sharp cheddar. I'm a simple man.
5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal.What kind of sandwich would you have and what would be on it?
Philly cheese steak. Made from a roadside stand in Philly. American cheese, mayo, lettuce. No onions, no mushrooms.
6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie-celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once (they will never call you back). Who is it?
Maria Schell, fresh off her performance in THE BROTHERS KARAMAZOV. God, her smile could destroy worlds.
7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Same rules as above. Who is it?
Emm Gryner.
8. Now that you've slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy shit, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it?
Comics and DVDs, comics and DVDs.
9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
London. Or mmmmmaybe Denmark? No! No, London. London.
10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Shit! Now that you are in the new location, where are you gonna go to spend that?
A stage play, bangers and mash at a pub, and a cheap movie at the Prince Charles Cinema. Even in London, I might have enough left over to buy me some Cadbury Fruit 'n Nut bars and McVittes Milk Chocolate Digestives.
11. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. "Be brand-specific" it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don't drink booze there's something you can figure out... so what's it gonna be?
If it counts, a glass of the finest Absinthe in the world.
If not, then a whiskey sour. You cannot go wrong with a whiskey sour.
12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there?
You bet your ass that I wanna see Shakespeare and the original Globe theatre do HAMLET.
13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
NO SPILL BLOOD!
... sorry, couldn't resist or think of something better...
14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what's the premise?
LAST ANGRY FAN: Wherein I get free reign to be a snob on all things movie, TV, and comic related.
15. What is your favorite expletive?
Lately? Cockmonkey.
16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
Run like hell. If they follow, try to set them on fire and continue running like hell. Fire may be the only thing to destroy them, if anything can, but along the way the last thing you want is a bunch of flaming mummies after you.
17. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don't worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what's the one thing you're going to save from that blazing inferno?
My Green Lantern Power Battery.
18. The Angel Of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel Of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?
Write up a letter to my loved ones and to the world, a final Hefner Monologue.
19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What's it gonna be?
Super-speed. The Flash can do a hell of a lot with just one power.
20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
Perfect amount of time for that time I sat out on the porch watching the snow and smoking my pipe.
21. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
None. For better or for worse, my pain is who I am.
22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit... you can move to anywhere else in the world!
London. Totally.
23. This question still counts, even for those of you who are under age. Check it out. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be?
The Hellfire Club.
Oh fine, you want a real one? The Winchester. (I bet there's a real Winchester somewhere).
24. Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers question.... If you did, then we'll just expand on that. Check it out... Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first, and be like "Dude check it out I can fucking FLOAT!!"
Alan's. Just to hear what his reaction would be.
25. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier have given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which late celebrity will you bring back to life?
Seth Fisher, a brilliant comic artist who was just becoming a success when he fell out of a building and died two weeks ago. His best work was still ahead of him.
26. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn't think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?
My former next door neighbor Jeannie. I used to go over to her house virtually every day when I was little. I didn't realize until not too long ago that she was being my salvation from my father. I wish I could thank her for that.
1.You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?
Michael Bay. I think it's how he's want to go.
2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be?
Madonna. But the stain will linger on.
3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
Someone who offered me to do it twice already. I probably wouldn't do it if I had a third chance because that's not me. But every day I sure want to.
4. What is your favorite cheese?
Sharp cheddar. I'm a simple man.
5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal.What kind of sandwich would you have and what would be on it?
Philly cheese steak. Made from a roadside stand in Philly. American cheese, mayo, lettuce. No onions, no mushrooms.
6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie-celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once (they will never call you back). Who is it?
Maria Schell, fresh off her performance in THE BROTHERS KARAMAZOV. God, her smile could destroy worlds.
7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Same rules as above. Who is it?
Emm Gryner.
8. Now that you've slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy shit, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it?
Comics and DVDs, comics and DVDs.
9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
London. Or mmmmmaybe Denmark? No! No, London. London.
10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Shit! Now that you are in the new location, where are you gonna go to spend that?
A stage play, bangers and mash at a pub, and a cheap movie at the Prince Charles Cinema. Even in London, I might have enough left over to buy me some Cadbury Fruit 'n Nut bars and McVittes Milk Chocolate Digestives.
11. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. "Be brand-specific" it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don't drink booze there's something you can figure out... so what's it gonna be?
If it counts, a glass of the finest Absinthe in the world.
If not, then a whiskey sour. You cannot go wrong with a whiskey sour.
12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there?
You bet your ass that I wanna see Shakespeare and the original Globe theatre do HAMLET.
13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
NO SPILL BLOOD!
... sorry, couldn't resist or think of something better...
14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what's the premise?
LAST ANGRY FAN: Wherein I get free reign to be a snob on all things movie, TV, and comic related.
15. What is your favorite expletive?
Lately? Cockmonkey.
16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
Run like hell. If they follow, try to set them on fire and continue running like hell. Fire may be the only thing to destroy them, if anything can, but along the way the last thing you want is a bunch of flaming mummies after you.
17. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don't worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what's the one thing you're going to save from that blazing inferno?
My Green Lantern Power Battery.
18. The Angel Of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel Of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?
Write up a letter to my loved ones and to the world, a final Hefner Monologue.
19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What's it gonna be?
Super-speed. The Flash can do a hell of a lot with just one power.
20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
Perfect amount of time for that time I sat out on the porch watching the snow and smoking my pipe.
21. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
None. For better or for worse, my pain is who I am.
22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit... you can move to anywhere else in the world!
London. Totally.
23. This question still counts, even for those of you who are under age. Check it out. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be?
The Hellfire Club.
Oh fine, you want a real one? The Winchester. (I bet there's a real Winchester somewhere).
24. Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers question.... If you did, then we'll just expand on that. Check it out... Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first, and be like "Dude check it out I can fucking FLOAT!!"
Alan's. Just to hear what his reaction would be.
25. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier have given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which late celebrity will you bring back to life?
Seth Fisher, a brilliant comic artist who was just becoming a success when he fell out of a building and died two weeks ago. His best work was still ahead of him.
26. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn't think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?
My former next door neighbor Jeannie. I used to go over to her house virtually every day when I was little. I didn't realize until not too long ago that she was being my salvation from my father. I wish I could thank her for that.
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Date: 2006-02-16 09:47 pm (UTC).
Naw, probably something more like "And yet you still manage to track misery and despair in my carpet."
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Date: 2006-02-16 10:42 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-02-17 12:07 am (UTC)MY PRECIOOOOUS WOOOOOORK!
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Date: 2006-02-17 02:06 am (UTC)Oh, and never say "Holy _______, Batman" in my presence ever again. (!!)
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Date: 2006-02-17 02:31 am (UTC)