It was round and soft. Now go back to work.

[thehefner]

Y'know, if I'm ever to sweep Carolyn (the ridiculously hot Miss Fitness Universe winner who works at my local gym) off her feet, maybe I shouldn't watch Nickelodeon while I'm on the treadmill. I mean, ok, I know she thinks I'm too young for her now, but I give her a couple years for me to get older and for her to get just a touch more desperate, then I'll *really* make my move. But it really can't be helping my case that she seems me watching stuff like "Spongebob" and "Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends".

Speaking of which, is it wrong of me that I have crushes on Frankie from "Foster's" and Shego from "Kim Possible"? Or that I even watch "Kim Possible" in the first place? Even if it's not wrong, it still feels terribly, terribly wrong.

Frankie and Shego, so hot, mmhmmhmm...

Man. Sometimes I don't know if a girlfriend is exactly what I need right now or the last thing I need right now.

Comments

[berkolounger.livejournal.com]

Do no bet ashamed. I too am a ho for kimpossible. Drakken and Ron are two damn sexy motherfuckers. You wanna hear somethin REALLY sad, I know Drakken's rap song by heart.
I'm actually working on a shitty KP porn comic, there'll be a little shego x ron at one point if i get around to it.
You seen the fost. ep where everyone's in love with Frankie? One of my favs.

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

Drakken does indeed rule. For god's sake, it's evil Bender. The fact that you know the rap, while indeed sad by the standards of the rest of the world, is very very cool to me, FYI.

Woot Shego and Ron! (and mayhaps a little... Kigo? It's the only slash I actually have an interest in. God help me)

Oh god yes I saw that Foster's ep. Frankie was gorgeous, holy crap. *ahem* "Why Frankie! Well, I was off studying at millionaire school..."

OOH! Have youuuuuuu seen the movie Forbidden Zone? If not, find it. NOW. If you can't find it, then promise me you'll tell me when you'll be in town next because I need you to see this.

[berkolounger.livejournal.com]

Don't think i've seen that, i'll check it out

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

It's a movie by The Mystic Knights of the Oingo Boingo. With Danny Elfman as a Cab Calloway style Satan. With fucking gorgeous animation.

You get my e-mail?

[ortugatay.livejournal.com]

Hey man, I'd be impressed that you watch Foster's and Kim Possible. Because they're the awesome. :-D
Keep on rockin, man!

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

Yes, but you're also so in touch with your inner child it's almost pedophelia. And that's a much, much better thing than how I just made it sound right there.

Loves ya, Molly.

[torberg.livejournal.com]

There is absolutely nothing wrong with watching Kim Possible; Lyn and I enjoy it too.

"What about the hat?"
"Forget the hat!"


*sticks fingers in ears*
"La la la la la la la la la no monkey talk!"

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

Yes, but you're both also big flaming geeks like me. Which is a good thing.

[eliyes.livejournal.com]

What is it with today? Everyone's popping up with icons I like. Made me go change mine. *pets the pretty, crazy lady*

I know not of the cartoons whereof you speak, but ask yourself: do you really want her if she can't appreciate cartoons?

...No, wait, I remember the post with pictures of this woman. Nevermind, of course you do.

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

Wait, Cananda does not have Kim Possible or Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends?!

[eliyes.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm sure we do. Especially if you have deluxe satellite. (My parents have satellite but not Cartoon Network. ARGH.)

However, as I have mentined before, I don't have cable. (Although we do have a TV now.) The only channel we get currently sounds lke the Olympics and looks like static with more patterns than the static on other channels.

[sabine42.livejournal.com]

You say Spongebob, Foster's and Kim Possible like they're a bad thing....
At least when you choose your cartoons, you choose high quality stuff :)

you know, as in stuff the rest of us channeling our inner child all watch too!

[chickenhat.livejournal.com]

Oh c'mon! Seriously, I'm sure nothing better is on TV while you're on the treadmill. I mean, it's TV, it's already dreck, you might as well watch dreck you can at least enjoy! Nickelodeon is a fine choice.

Because, really, the only other real choices are Animal Planet and the Food Network. Yeah, the Food Network'll go over real well in a gym.

Oh, and yes, it's wrong, personally I'd pick Kim herself over Shego. (One of these days we WILL have a Toon-based WWYD.)

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

Hehe, I'll be certain to leave the TV set on the Food Network on as many machines as I can.

Oh god, don't tempt me to start up toon-based WWYD. Will the brackets be divided between animated women and comic book women?

[fiveseconddelay.livejournal.com]

Well, I was going to bring it up before, but I thought it would be too, you know, childish.

[morganashkevron.livejournal.com]

As someone older, I have but 2 things to tell you.

I own "Pirates of Darkwater" on DVD. And I have 4 icons from "Foster's."

My personal favorites are the one with Cheese (I like ceeeeereal) and the one with Goo (hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiMac). My sister and I run around quoting Foster's all the time. Drives our parents nuts.

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

Oh wow. So in the event of me ever going to a European country, you wouldn't look at me weird if I suddenly started to sing, "So I'm a-goiiiiiing to Europe!!!"

[morganashkevron.livejournal.com]

Nope. But I might steal your ticket and give it to Eduardo so he can bring more stuffed animals.

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

DON'T MAKE ME CHOOOOOOOOOSE!!!