It was round and soft. Now go back to work.

[thehefner]

Y'know, if I'm ever to sweep Carolyn (the ridiculously hot Miss Fitness Universe winner who works at my local gym) off her feet, maybe I shouldn't watch Nickelodeon while I'm on the treadmill. I mean, ok, I know she thinks I'm too young for her now, but I give her a couple years for me to get older and for her to get just a touch more desperate, then I'll *really* make my move. But it really can't be helping my case that she seems me watching stuff like "Spongebob" and "Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends".

Speaking of which, is it wrong of me that I have crushes on Frankie from "Foster's" and Shego from "Kim Possible"? Or that I even watch "Kim Possible" in the first place? Even if it's not wrong, it still feels terribly, terribly wrong.

Frankie and Shego, so hot, mmhmmhmm...

Man. Sometimes I don't know if a girlfriend is exactly what I need right now or the last thing I need right now.