MDK: Murder Death Kill

[thehefner]

So Sylvester Stallone is answering fans' questions on aintitcool.com. Basically, they can ask him anything. It's pretty cool, he's very down to earth and forthcoming. But one guy, bless his geek heart, asked him the following question:

For the love of all that is good and Holy.

How do you use the 3 seashells?!

Louis Saucedo
Dallas, Texas

I may not know you, Louis Saucedo, but God bless you. That's all I'm saying.

It occured to me that I probably should include Stallone's response here.



SLY: "OK, this may be bordering on the grotesque, but the way it was explained to me by the writer is you hold two seashells like chopsticks, pull gently and scrape what’s left with the third. You asked for it…. Be careful what you ask for, sorry."



Also, since we're on the subject of Stallone, can I just say how good COP LAND is? It's not brilliant, but it's such a good, solid little film. Stallone delivers a lovely, sad performance, Ray Liotta is in the most Ray Liotta-y role ever, and DeNiro sports pure 70's "Beastie Boys' Sabotage" hair and 'stache. It's totally predictable, yet totally watchable. I should check it out again.

Comments

[kmousie.livejournal.com]

Cop Land is very good. It's one of my favorite Stallone roles, actually.

[kali921.livejournal.com]

...three seashells? What? I'm lost.

Copland was an EXCELLENT film.

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

Ever seen DEMOLITION MAN?

[musyc]

So that is what the three seashells are for.

*cracks up*

[jellied.livejournal.com]

3 words:
Death Race 2000.

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

2 additional words of my own:

PRESIDENT FRANKENSTEIN.

[seangrimm.livejournal.com]

in response to the three sea shells:

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

Look, you knew it had something to do with wiping the ass! You knew it and still you looked!

[whimmydiddle.livejournal.com]

Hey, I'd like to take this opportunity to do a little name dropping here... I know Sylvester Stallone's cousin Don. No shit. I went to college with him.

When I was at the University of Maryland years ago I was a member of the Maryland Medieval Militia, and we used to put up candidates for the student government under the "Monarchist Party." Only instead of running for President & such, we ran for King and such. We registered under the Medieval names we'd chosen, and the people running the election complained the names wouldn't fit on the ballots. We had great slogans for our posters, things like "Vote Monarchist: You'll Never Have To Vote Again!" One year the Monarchist party actually won. Ginny, who was running for Queen and only did so after King Tom wheedled quite a bit & promised there was no way they'd win, turned to Tom in anguish and cried, "But you promised!"

...that was a fun tangent. Anyway, what I was getting at was another of our great campaign slogans: "Sylvester Stallone's cousin Don votes Monarchist!"

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

Hey, this means you know 2 people with famous cousins! (not sure if, in addition to my obvious relation, you count my cousin-in-law, Mark Rein Hagen, creator of Vampire: The Masquerade and former head honcho of White Wolf)