| Your Ultimate Purity Score Is... | ||
| Category | Your Score | Average |
| Self-Lovin' | 65% Explored the pleasures of the flesh | 65% |
| Shamelessness | 85.7% Has yet to see self in mirror | 79.3% |
| Sex Drive | 84.2% The Pope is envious | 77.7% |
| Straightness | 35.7% Done the nasty, but not creatively | 44.8% |
| Gayness | 96.4% Repressed, are we? | 83.5% |
| Fucking Sick | 99.1% Refreshingly normal | 89.9% |
| You are 76.98% pure Average Score: 72.6% | ||
Oh, and regardless of what the results would seem to insinuate, I still take my daiquiris the same way I always do ;)