Why do these kinds of tests make me feel bad for being good?

[thehefner]

Your Ultimate Purity Score Is...
Category	Your Score	Average
Self-Lovin'	65% Explored the pleasures of the flesh	65%
Shamelessness	85.7% Has yet to see self in mirror	79.3%
Sex Drive	84.2% The Pope is envious	77.7%
Straightness	35.7% Done the nasty, but not creatively	44.8%
Gayness	96.4% Repressed, are we?	83.5%
Fucking Sick	99.1% Refreshingly normal	89.9%
You are 76.98% pure Average Score: 72.6%
Take The Ultimate Purity Test and see how you match up!

Oh, and regardless of what the results would seem to insinuate, I still take my daiquiris the same way I always do ;)

Comments

Look at it this way...

[reazik.livejournal.com]

At least you are down from your old score!

Remember way back when - when you hadn't even really kissed anyone? :)