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Here's a little something I whipped up*for [livejournal.com profile] little_dinosaur, in the style of Jules Feiffer and inspired, in part, by the Pointy Dog strips of [livejournal.com profile] heykidzcomix.





(Note: I actually had to go re-letter this whole thing, as my lettering blows. But as a result, I wasn't quite able to letter in with MSPaint the footnote on the image just after the SHAKE-A SHAKE-A SHAKE-A image. The arrow there is to indicate, "I'm so crazy, even I don't know this pose is impossible!")

(Also, my apologies to the great [livejournal.com profile] interdisciple for the Persians joke. What can I say, Johnny comes from a less tolerant era.)



*I say this with highest irony; another reason why I never persued art was because I just didn't have the damn patience. This thing took me a couple days to do, between all my other real-life stuff. And by a couple days, I mean, "I picked at it for a few weeks."

Date: 2007-06-07 10:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] suburbfabulous.livejournal.com
This is fucking awesome, Hef.
Nothing short of fucking awesome.

Date: 2007-06-07 11:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] slaversbane.livejournal.com
Good job boy-o.

SO when I am gonna get the Dent?

Date: 2007-06-07 11:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thehefner.livejournal.com
My heartiest thanks, pally. It's deeply gratifying whenever someone enjoys when I do a Bub and Johnny thing, because I'm like, "Whew, thank God, someone else is amused by it!"

Date: 2007-06-07 11:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thehefner.livejournal.com
Thankya, pally!

You want it all at once or in chapters? I have six chapters so far (long chapters... it's already over 160 pages) and already have the end in sight. Finishing the first rough draft will likely take another two or three weeks. Also, I have a Hefner Monologues script to finish.

Date: 2007-06-07 11:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jcsbimp.livejournal.com
Giggled...
great
stuff

Date: 2007-06-07 11:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] slaversbane.livejournal.com
Yer welcome. Send the lot. What ya got and the Hefner monologues to boot. You got my email right?

Date: 2007-06-07 11:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thehefner.livejournal.com
actordavis at aol, right?

Send 'em when I'm done (well, done with the first drafts), or send what I have now?

Date: 2007-06-07 11:51 pm (UTC)

Date: 2007-06-08 12:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] slaversbane.livejournal.com
Gimme what you got, I am impatient like that. Besides I have yet to read the Hef-o-logues in full yet.

Date: 2007-06-08 12:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eliyes.livejournal.com
AWESOME! I especially like the face he pulls when he's giving his hand, there, and whatever the hell Bub is doing in the background. XD Is he scared? He looks scared. XD Also, the way Johnny doesn't need to look to make a drink. :3

Date: 2007-06-08 12:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thehefner.livejournal.com
Sent! And thankee, pally. It occurs to me that these are the two most personal things I've yet written. So I want the final versions to be good. (although I've already sent the Hefner Monologues off to one literary agent)

Date: 2007-06-08 12:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thehefner.livejournal.com
Yay! *grins*

Scared? What, you mean the one where the two Bubs see one another between the panels?

Date: 2007-06-08 12:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eliyes.livejournal.com
Exactly! For a minute I thought maybe there were two non-Bub zombies. :3

Also, I suppose you've heard "Re Your Brain"?

Date: 2007-06-08 12:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] slaversbane.livejournal.com
I'll read em and give you feed back as soon as possible.

I am ready!

Date: 2007-06-08 12:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] disc-sophist.livejournal.com
*steals Bub and cuddles for always*

Brilliant, sir.

Date: 2007-06-08 01:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kwsapphire.livejournal.com
That rocks so hard core!

Date: 2007-06-08 02:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thehefner.livejournal.com
No, I have heard of no such thing!

Date: 2007-06-08 02:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thehefner.livejournal.com
Damn, Bub always gets the dames! How does he do it?!

:) Thankee!

Date: 2007-06-08 02:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thehefner.livejournal.com
Yay, huzzah! :)

And have you even ever seen DAY OF THE DEAD? Have you seen Bub in any other context?

Date: 2007-06-08 03:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] little-dinosaur.livejournal.com
I love them. You know this. I love them.

Date: 2007-06-08 03:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] slaversbane.livejournal.com
Alright Boy-o I read the Hefner Monologues through once. Now I want to know what you have cut it to for your show. Then I want to read just that and make suggestions.

As a written work it is incredible. I am glad I never heard the stories before because that would have ruined it for me. Loved the telling of me even if it gets me in trouble.

My thought if you only have an hour would be 3 20 minute stories. or 6 10 minute ones. With a connective tissue of some sort. But let me see how you have broken it down so far before I dissect it.

I'll have to read Harvey tomorrow. And then read the monologues again.

heh. Soldier Boy. I hated that pigfucker.

Date: 2007-06-08 03:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thehefner.livejournal.com
And I absolutely love that you love them. No, it's seriously awesome that you do.

Date: 2007-06-08 03:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thehefner.livejournal.com
Awesome, wow you work fast! I thought I might actually be able to get the rest of the Harvey book done before you got to it yourself, but at this rate...!

"Incredible," wow. That's a hell... no, that's a FUCK of a compliment, coming from you. Wow!

I have connective tissues in mind for both scripts, but I suppose I should just let you read them to see if you can see it yourself.

Awesome, man. Thank you so much!

Date: 2007-06-08 04:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eliyes.livejournal.com
Well, this should give you a page with the lyrics and the option to 'Play this song". I think you'll like it.

I like the chorus. :3

Date: 2007-06-08 02:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kwsapphire.livejournal.com
No, I'm really not at all into the horror/gore/scary movie genre. I get too involved, too invested in the characters, and I suffer right there along with them, so I really don't enjoy those kinds of movies at all.

Date: 2007-06-08 03:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thehefner.livejournal.com
Yeah, I can see what you mean.

DAY OF THE DEAD is my favorite of the zombie movies, even though Bub is by far the most likable and human of the characters, but one of the things that made the original DAWN so affecting was how invested you became in the characters. A good zombie movie emphasizes characters as well as the gore and horror, because the zombies aren't the real monsters.

But hey, that's even better than you can get something out of Bub and Johnny without even knowing anything about Bub! That's very encouraging.

Date: 2007-06-08 03:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kwsapphire.livejournal.com
Oh absolutely. I'm sure I don't get as much out of it as someone who knows the character, but from what I've seen, you use him very effectively to demonstrate your points so that I don't need to know about the character. Just like Galaxy Quest. Sure it's much funnier if you're a trekkie, but it's still a great movie even if you're not.

Date: 2007-06-08 09:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fiveseconddelay.livejournal.com
So you're saving for another time the story where Johnny Go is excited that Bub is there as he has someone else to challenge to a martini drinking contest?

Date: 2007-06-08 09:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thehefner.livejournal.com
But Bub doesn't drink martinis! He doesn't ingest anything anymore!

... but I suppose that wouldn't stop him from trying, especially not if Johnny pushes him. And then, of course, the martinis spill out through a hole in Bub's body, whereupon Johnny patches him up for the first (and certainly not the last) time.

Date: 2007-06-08 10:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gore-whore-5.livejournal.com
Hahaha! Awesome!

Also, what is the difference between Myer Lansky and Myron Lansky? My mom said her dad used to date Myron Lansky's neice, and she said he was the Jewish mafia guy, so I dunno. You'd probably know, being all brainy and geeky and such. Halp!

Date: 2007-06-08 10:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thehefner.livejournal.com
Umm, unless "Myron" is such an unknown petty gangster that he doesn't even have a Wikipedia page, I think you mean Meyer (who does have one, and is one of the most famous mobsters of all time, and probably the most famous Jewish mobster... although I dunno if he's more so than Bugsy Siegel.

Date: 2007-06-08 10:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gore-whore-5.livejournal.com
That's what I thought. I was just making sure, because my mom said "Myron", but you know how she is with names. Wait, maybe you don't. But she's horrible with names. Horrible.

Exactly! Endless possibilities.

Date: 2007-06-09 06:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fiveseconddelay.livejournal.com
[whereupon Johnny patches him up] Better. "See Bub, you and I have similar problems, and it's not drinking." After considering putting a spigot on Bub would be too disgusting even for him, he just sticks Bub's finger in the dike. "No Bub, you're doing it wrong! You got to use your pinkie to look smooth. There. Now THAT'S a drinking pose!" (Bub smiles proudly.) And of course, Johnny claims that those priors don't count.

Re: Exactly! Endless possibilities.

Date: 2007-06-09 07:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thehefner.livejournal.com
Ha! Astounding! OK, I may have to try to draw that one too.

So wait, Johnny patches him up after he has Bub stick his finger in the "dike," yeah?

Only thing I don't get is the last line about the priors. Whaa?

Re: Exactly! Endless possibilities.

Date: 2007-06-10 04:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fiveseconddelay.livejournal.com
Save the patching for another time. "Besides, pally, no problem as long as your pinkie doesn't fall off." This is more a spackling job anyway.

"Hey Bub, don't forget your drinking pose. Wait a minute. Well I'll be damned! Ya got an olive stuck in ya." (Bub coughs up an umbrella)

Priors: "...and ya know only the martinis you keep inside you count! Just ask Big Jack."

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