thehefner: (Oh NOES)
[personal profile] thehefner
A quick note to all.

If you see any reviews of THE HEFNER MONOLOGUES, good or bad, please withhold them from me until the end of my run.

Today, my grandmother pointed out an article in the Washington Post that started off by saying, "If you look beyond the garish titles of such shows as THE HEFNER MONOLOGUES, you'll find that there actually are some good blah blah blah" and even offhanded insinuation that is enough to discombobulate me.

I'm reminded of Spalding Gray's monologue about the time he got a bad review for his performance as the Stage Manager in the Broadway production of OUR TOWN, and it completely fucked him up. The other actors said, "You read the review?! You idiot, you never read reviews until the run is over!"

So yeah. Unless there's something you folks think I should reeeeeally know, don't let me know. Assuming, of course, anyone reviews it in the first place.

I'm a sensitive, neurotic soul, and can take constructive criticism (after all, the whole purpose of this run is to workshop and refine and tweak the show, so I can have something better to shop around venues)... but let me try to do the best I possibly can on my own first. Isn't that the way to go?

Meantime, I shall amuse myself with more FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS:



Ahh yeah, that's delightful.

Date: 2007-07-20 07:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] little-dinosaur.livejournal.com
"If you look beyond the garish titles of such shows as THE HEFNER MONOLOGUES..."

Won't they feel like assholes when they discover that that is your actual name.

Yo granma scooped me!

Date: 2007-07-20 08:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fiveseconddelay.livejournal.com
I was merely going to comment on the publicity your show is getting before it even opens.

Break a pipe!

Date: 2007-07-20 09:51 pm (UTC)
ext_5946: (I'm The Batman-It's my birthday!)
From: [identity profile] civilbloodshed.livejournal.com
Now I'll actually have to go looking for reviews, since I can't see you preform.

And, in completely unrelated news, I TOTALLY TOUCHED A GOTHAM CITY POLICE S.W.A.T. TRUCK TODAY! That's right, I said Gotham. As in the fictional city in Jersey where Batman patrols the streets looking to exact great justice and the vengeance of the night upon cowardly and superstitious criminals. You may have heard of it? It's been parked on Post and Wacker for three days, right out in the freakin' open! Not even under an overpass! I swear I could make-out with whoever decided to park it there. I took pictures, but they are, unfortunately, teeny-tiny.

September 2012

S M T W T F S
      1
2345678
9101112131415
16171819202122
232425 26272829
30      

Most Popular Tags

Style Credit

Expand Cut Tags

No cut tags
Page generated Jan. 30th, 2026 11:59 am
Powered by Dreamwidth Studios