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1.) It probably was theoretically a good idea to want to get in shape before a performance... but in the future, don't start really working out just a few days before the big performance. Those muscles you hadn't used in a long time? Yeah, they hurt. A lot. Going through a whole show like that, you kinda feel like someone kicked your ass, didn't it? Don't do it again. It's about eighteen hours since the show, and you still feel out of breath. Ow.

2.) Drink more water during the show. During. You have transitions. Use them. To drink water. Don't *sip.* DRINK, FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST. Ow.

3.) Keep the bowler derby and $3 blue suit. It gets attention and sticks with people.

4.) Ya done good. People seemed to love it like hell. Resist the urge to read THE WASHINGTON POST in the next couple of days, as the reviewer was in the audience, and the Style section yesterday contacted me (by which I mean, you, self) for some pictures of the production. Hopefully you (by which you mean, me) sent them in before it was too late. You/I won't know until we read it next week, once the run is done.

5.) But-but-but it's THE WASHINGTON POST! I hafta read it! I hafta I hafta I hafta!

6.) No! They called your title "garish!" They're dead to you! DEAD, you hear?!

7.) But-but-but... POST!! *incoherent whining noises that sound something like "meh-neh-mih-nih-neh!"*

8.) What did I/you say?!

9.) ... nothing, sir.

10.) That's right, bitch.

11.) Ow.

12.) Yeah, motherfuckin' ow.

Here. Have an icon.

Date: 2007-07-21 06:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] karmaflouge.livejournal.com
No touchie the newspapers! No touchie! We breakie you fingers! Do not huntie online, do not readie in person!

*wristslap*

Date: 2007-07-21 08:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] little-dinosaur.livejournal.com
The Hefner Dialogue?

Date: 2007-07-22 01:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gnort.livejournal.com
I thought you finally had big bad hef fully suppressed .

Date: 2007-07-23 12:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ortugatay.livejournal.com
I'm proud of you. And I've been plugging the heck outta this show during my Fringe shifts (I brought a volunteer friendsie with me on opening day, hooray).

Break legs with the rest of the run, let me know if you need a thing, and keep me filled in as to how it's going

Date: 2007-07-23 12:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gore-whore-5.livejournal.com
Hahahaha! You rule, you crazy bastard.

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