you put de lime in de... um... mint... and den you... get slutty prada girls drunk?

[thehefner]

It wasn't easy, mind you. My first couple attempts were lackluster, to be sure. The key, of course, was to crush the mint leaves with a mortar and pestle in a bit of club soda, the lime juice, and--instead of just sugar--a simple syrup made from sugar and herbal mint tea. Throw in a couple drops of bitters in the end, and I--my friends--have just succeeded in making a pretty damn good home made mojito.

...

Why do I feel less like a man for admitting that?

I guess I shouldn't mention how I was similarly victorious is using malibu and coconut milk to make a Coco Mojito, should I?



EDIT: Bonus DVD Alternate Version of this post:

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*in Worf voice* There is no honor in this beverage.

Comments

[adaptor.livejournal.com]

"Why do I feel less like a man for admitting that?"

Because masculinity was designed to make men feel better about not being able to attract chicks.

Make mojitos?
Chick attraction = +7

Crush beer cans against your head?
Chick attraction = -10

Rinses dishes and puts them in washer without being asked?
Chick attraction = +4

Wrestlers posters on your wall
Chick attraction = Celebacy

Keep it up and you'll have to fight us off!

[dormsquirrel.livejournal.com]

I totally agree, though I'm going to have to raise the whole dishwasher one to a +9.

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

Shit. I was doing better the other way.

But then, maybe I'd show more initiative to doing the dishes to please a ladyfriend than, say, my mother.

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

Also, if you're so anti-wrestler too, why'd ya date Kevin? Hmmm??

Actually, I don't know, does he have posters?