Questions and Answers

[thehefner]

Questions, o my learned friends:

1.) How do I go about copyrighting a character? Rather is there an easier or calmer method than trying to navigate through the seeming-quagmire of bureaucracy that is the US Copyright Office web site? I just want to make sure I'm doing all the right things. No worries, I think kmousie is kindly helping walk me through the process.

2.) I need a website. Which is to say, I need both a domain name and a designer. www.johnhefner.com is currently a redirecting site for a John Heffner Jr, whose own site is under construction (and who may be a cult member of some sort). So... where should I go or what should I do to undergo the process of getting a tasteful and snazzy web page for a non-rip-off amount?



And now, some answers to questions asked of me at New Year's Eve:

For pondering_duck: First, chill a cocktail glass with ice and water, and put it to the side while you mix 2 parts blended whiskey (Crown Royal is the best I've discovered so far), 1 part sweet vermouth (I've experimented with equal parts sweet and dry vermouth, half a part each, which has worked to lovely effect), plus a splash of grenadine (go for the authentic Stirrings brand if you can, available at Whole Foods, but the corn-syrup-and-red-40 version can work in a pinch too), and don't forget a dash of Angostura bitters (available at some supermarkets and most liquor stores)! If you'd like, a dash or splash of maraschino cherry juice can be added as well.

Whatever you choose to mix together, pour it all in a shaker over ice and shake well. Shake a teeny wee bit longer than you think is necessary. Dump the water out of your now-chilled glass, give it a quick dry, and strain the drink into it, then garnish with a maraschino cherry.

The trick is to find the perfect balance of dry and sweet. Only one out of every six or so Manhattans I make actually turn out perfectly. The rest are "eh, okay" at best, and some are so disappointing that I just dump them down the drain. Breaks my heart to waste good liquor, but a bad Manhattan is like drinking liquid failure.

Good luck, and feel free to experiment. I still do.

For swimpenguin: Here are three good starting points.



Finally, from that selfsame New Year's Eve party, here's a picture of crazy Heffie lording over the small folk.

I shall name them Breakfast, Lunch, and George.

Comments

[adaptor.livejournal.com]

My website is through tripod.com. Cheap (I think 15$ a year for the domain and 5$ a month for a site with no ads) and loaded with lots of memory space. Doesn't solve the design problem, though.

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

Righty-right, that's one option.

Of course, then there's the matter of the pre-existing www.johnhefner.com. Will I have to contact that Heffner fellow to get it sold? Or maybe do another site, as www.hefner.com seems to be open, as does something like, say, hefnerama. Hmm...

[katenesswac.livejournal.com]

pssst. I can design websites.

No, seriously. Depending on what sorts of features you want, I could probably do it. Even if it's something I haven't learned yet, this semester is the 'dynamic web design' semester, so chances are, I can figure it out/learn/whatever if I don't know it yet. I even know flash now!

Anyway, I don't yet know much about domain names/hosting, but I'm sure that's not hard to figure out. I'd be willing to do your site for uber cheap (maybe for trade instead of money. I like that sort of arrangement) as a way for you to get a site and me to get more experience.

Think about it.

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

Ooo! I shall indeed think about it! Thankya!

[katenesswac.livejournal.com]

oh, also, if you want someone with more experience, you could ask Shane Brill. I don't know how much he charges, but the guy knows his stuff. About pretty much everything web related. He's the man.

[mirthical.livejournal.com]

you should consider storyboarding the website before you meet up with a designer (whomever that designer may be) to get your ideas on paper and figure out what you need the thing to do.

plan it to within an inch of its life, I say!

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

A good plan, to plan is. I shall start thinking about what I'll need and want.

Among many things: the Hefner Monologues could use a logo. I have no logo-designing ideas at present. But it's something to keep in mind, along with all the other things.

[skalja.livejournal.com]

Happy New Year! Your expression cracks me up.

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

hehe. I've noticed that most of my facebook pictures have me looking either stoned or maniacal.

Re: website design

[metalcrowe.livejournal.com]

cavenessity does web design work targeted at actor/artist sites; see Cavegirl Productions - Web Design.

Re: website design

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

Ooo, also very worth consideration! Thanks for the tip!

[ortugatay.livejournal.com]

Yay small folk?

Am I Breakfast?

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

Would you rather be George?

I will hug you, and squeeze you, and kiss you, and sing to you, and call you George.

[dormsquirrel.livejournal.com]

We're a bunch of hotties! :o)

[swimpenguin.livejournal.com]

And Lord Heffie said: "There shall be two of every drink!"
"Huzzah!" said the small folk.
And Lord Heffie said: "And you shall bring all the drinks to me, in alphabetical order of composite ingredients!"
At this the small folk shuffled their feet, cast wary glances, and were heard to mutter various words that were not Huzzah.