In a WORLD... where John Hefner has no title...

[thehefner]

I'm still having a hard time coming up with a title for my new HEFNER MONOLOGUES show. SON OF THE HEFNER MONOLOGUES or THE HEFNER MONOLOGUES: SON OF A HEF, neither one really works for me, not for this half-funny half-somber show about my family.

Thankfully, gnort has been pondering on my behalf, and we've come up with some possible titles for this and future shows:

Hefnerian Boogaloo

The Hefner Monologues and Tweety Show

Hefner Monologues: Year One

Hefner Monologues: Secret Origins (a perfect subtitle to add to my original show down the line. Or alternately, "Rise of the Hefner Monologues" or "Hefner Begins")

Hefner Returns

Hefner Forever

The Hefner Monologues: Quest for Peace

Crisis on Infinite Hefners

The Hefner Monologues: The Search for Hefner

The Hefner Monologues: The Voyage Hef

Someday we'll find it, The Hefner Connection

The Hefner Monologues: Hunt for the Blood Orchid

Hefner Monologues 2: Hef Harder

Hefner Monologues: The Quickening

When the Hefner Hits the Conflicts He Thinks like a King What He Knows Throws the Blows When He Goes to the Fight and He'll Win the Whole Thing Fore He Enters the Ring There's No Body to Batter When Your Mind Is Your Might So When You Go Solo, You Hold Your Own Hand and Remember That Depth Is the Greatest of Heights and If You Know Where You Stand, Then You'll Know Where to Land and If You Fall It Won't Matter, Cuz You Know That You're Right.

Hefner Monologues: The Legend of Flabbo's Gold



What's crazy is that I'm seriously considering some of these.

Comments

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

I hope people know that the vast majority of these are ironic, and there's no way in hell I'd ever use them.

[thirdbase.livejournal.com]

I was wondering if you'd decide I was serious or tongue in cheek. Or tongue somewhere else. Nevermind. that's another discussion for another day.

;)

the stories are going to be mostly about your non-Hefner side? and you need catchy plus not hysterical....

just another couple (and variations thereof) for your mix (and I'll keep doing this until I forget):

Hefner Monologues: Ingredients
(Hitchhiker's) Guide to the Hefner Monologues
Hefner Monologues: the handbook (or the handbasket)

[gnort.livejournal.com]

Well fine then. You try to help a guy..honestly.

Seriously, most of those are facetious, though I do actually endorse Year One (chronicling your first tour/road tripping etc), secret origins, and Hefnerian Boogaloo because that one's just gold. As great as Hefner Monologues 2: Hef Harder is, most of these are unusable simply because of copyright infringement.