Wanted: Spunky Lesbian Sidekick
May. 19th, 2008 01:42 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
thehefnerI've decided what my life needs. For the sake of this Hefnerian 80's buddy-cop dramady, I think I need a spunky lesbian sidekick.
She'll be there to provide snark and sass, ready to provide a comment or roll her eyes at the things I do and say, but always ready to beat up people who make me cry, because she's small but scrappy. She'll be petite and tomboyish, not too butch, and over the seasons we'd have audiences on edge with "will they won't they" tension, which could totally happen, because while she's not attracted to men, she might make an exception with me. She would teach me how to be tough and assertive and I would teach her to be sensitive and to appreciate cats and crying.
Of course, if anything ever did happen, my audience would probably cry "Jumped the shark!" We wouldn't want a MOONLIGHTING situation, after all, nor would we want to drag it out beyond people's interests like X-FILES. FUTURAMA seemed to pull it off and then return back to status quo. But then, that was only after already getting canceled and returning for the direct-to-DVD movie...
Aw hell, I'm over-thinking this. My point is, spunky lesbian sidekick. It needs to happen. Or maybe if I go evil, I can be like the Riddler and get my own pair of lesbian henchwomen. That would also be acceptable.
She'll be there to provide snark and sass, ready to provide a comment or roll her eyes at the things I do and say, but always ready to beat up people who make me cry, because she's small but scrappy. She'll be petite and tomboyish, not too butch, and over the seasons we'd have audiences on edge with "will they won't they" tension, which could totally happen, because while she's not attracted to men, she might make an exception with me. She would teach me how to be tough and assertive and I would teach her to be sensitive and to appreciate cats and crying.
Of course, if anything ever did happen, my audience would probably cry "Jumped the shark!" We wouldn't want a MOONLIGHTING situation, after all, nor would we want to drag it out beyond people's interests like X-FILES. FUTURAMA seemed to pull it off and then return back to status quo. But then, that was only after already getting canceled and returning for the direct-to-DVD movie...
Aw hell, I'm over-thinking this. My point is, spunky lesbian sidekick. It needs to happen. Or maybe if I go evil, I can be like the Riddler and get my own pair of lesbian henchwomen. That would also be acceptable.
