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thehefnerY'know, considering that it's both BLITEOTW and Friday the 13th, I would be utterly remiss if I did not seize this unique opportunity to celebrate one of my favorite zombies of all time: the great, wonderful, and misunderstood Jason "Mama's Boy" Voorhees!
Thankfully, i-mockery.com has me covered with their list of Jason's Ten Best Kills and even a hilarious tribute to FRIDAY THE 13TH PARK 8: JASON TAKES MANHATTAN.
Plus, as a bonus, here is that immortal (and bloodless!) scene from FRIDAY THE 13TH in which man-god Crispin Glover shows us that he is the greatest dancer in the history of the world. Don't worry, it's safe for work! Although your head may explode from the awesomeness.
As RoG on i-mockery says, "It's still absolutely incredible to this day."
The "requel" of FRIDAY THE 13TH is currently underway, and word is it's totally going to be faithful in spirit to the originals. Apparently Jason himself is pre-zombie, looking like Part IV Jason but with Part II hillbilly Jason's hair, and the mask is goddamn perfect. I've always loved the character (more than any of the actual movies, mind you), so here's hoping the film kicks ass.
In the meantime, I'm gonna have a beer. Or maybe smoke some pot. Or have pre-marital sex. I loooooooove pre-marital sex!
(THIS one is NSFW, mind you. But it's also the funniest Jason moment ever.)
Thankfully, i-mockery.com has me covered with their list of Jason's Ten Best Kills and even a hilarious tribute to FRIDAY THE 13TH PARK 8: JASON TAKES MANHATTAN.
Plus, as a bonus, here is that immortal (and bloodless!) scene from FRIDAY THE 13TH in which man-god Crispin Glover shows us that he is the greatest dancer in the history of the world. Don't worry, it's safe for work! Although your head may explode from the awesomeness.
As RoG on i-mockery says, "It's still absolutely incredible to this day."
The "requel" of FRIDAY THE 13TH is currently underway, and word is it's totally going to be faithful in spirit to the originals. Apparently Jason himself is pre-zombie, looking like Part IV Jason but with Part II hillbilly Jason's hair, and the mask is goddamn perfect. I've always loved the character (more than any of the actual movies, mind you), so here's hoping the film kicks ass.
In the meantime, I'm gonna have a beer. Or maybe smoke some pot. Or have pre-marital sex. I loooooooove pre-marital sex!
(THIS one is NSFW, mind you. But it's also the funniest Jason moment ever.)
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Date: 2008-06-14 05:02 pm (UTC)This only cements that idea further.
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Date: 2008-06-14 09:40 pm (UTC)Man, I loved his performance as Grendel in BEOWULF, I gotta say.
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Date: 2008-06-15 10:25 pm (UTC)A: "Because, dancing awesomeness like that might bring hockeymask-wearing Death, or worse, we may actually actually have to sit through watching you have sex Crispin Hellion Glover..."
Yes, I never saw that Ft13th, BUT no need now... Saw the best part.
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Date: 2008-06-15 10:32 pm (UTC)No, actually, you should watch that one! It's generally regarded as the best. Plus, you have creepy child Corey Feldman kill Jason with his own machete, in what is definitely the best, most disturbing Jason death (and no wonder, as it was meant to be "The Final Chapter").