Settin' the Woods on Fire: Part 3 (NSFW)

[thehefner]

With a heavy heart and a giddy smile, I bring you the third and final part of my mad little photo adventure with mirthical.

And while I've been apologizing all week for what I'm about to post here, allow me to apologize one last time. I'm very, very sorry, ladies and gentlemen.

NOT SAFE FOR WORK. Hell, not safe for sanity.






When I sent marred82 that above picture, he responded with, "You are worse than Hitler."

It's a good thing I didn't show him these:





Y'know, in retrospect, I really should have worn briefs under the purple boxer shorts.

Be thankful I'm only posting these handful (so to speak), as we had a, uh... a lot of shots featuring my balls.

















And to think, I seriously considered shaving my back--maybe even my whole body--for this shoot. After all, I shaved my back and chest for the Two-Face/Typhoid Mary shots. God bless Bloo for talking me out of it.











Now comes the merry game of "Guess at which point Heffie started performing 'Willkommen' from CABARET"













pew pew pew



God, do you have any idea how hard it was to find garters? So worth it. So very worth it. And I'm so very, very sorry.



Auf Wiedersehen, à bientôt!

See you in your nightmares, kiddies!

Comments

As I pick myself up off the floor and dry the tears from my eyes...

[american-arcane.livejournal.com]

Y'know... I think it's the suspenders that really do it. Especially in conjunction with the garters.

I think the most frightening thing is, there's probably a very lucrative market for this look...

Re: As I pick myself up off the floor and dry the tears from my eyes...

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

I came this close to getting purple or black-and-white checkered suspenders, and in the end, I think simple black goes best. So glad it worked! And I hope the tears are from laughter. If not, I apologize yet again.

Oh dear lord, let's hope not! I mean, I'd love to make a fortune and all, but at what cost humanity?

Re: As I pick myself up off the floor and dry the tears from my eyes...

[american-arcane.livejournal.com]

Yes. Laughing. Much laughing. It's a good thing I was the only one in my office. :)

[katenesswac.livejournal.com]

These (and all the rest) are great! You guys look like you're having a big, nerdy blast, and it's awesome.

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

Thankya! A nerdy blast indeed, and you lucky folks get to reap the benefits!

[little-dinosaur.livejournal.com]

HOLY DAMN.
You guys are rock stars.

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

*beams*

Dresden Dolls specifically, by way of the Emcee from CABARET (Joel Gray in the tux, then Alan Cumming here).

[bimmin.livejournal.com]

He he he...pew pew pew...*^_^*

By the way, to state the obvious, Bloo is gorgeous!

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

She sure is!

[mirthical.livejournal.com]

*blushes furiously*

[tompurdue.livejournal.com]

Those are frackin fantastic.

*enthusiastic applause*

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

*bows*

Plus, now I have the perfect socks if I ever get cast as Malvolio!

[kiffie.livejournal.com]

3 Things:

1. AUGH MY EYES

2. Ahahah, ass shot.

3. AUGH MY EYES

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

I was wondering why it's taken this long to get this reaction. I don't know if I should feel proud or disappointed.

Really, it says something when the ass shot is a reprieve.

Awesome.

[madmoisellestar.livejournal.com]

The sock garters do kinda make it.

Re: Awesome.

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

The garters were so old, my grandfather could have bought then when he was my age. They had to check and make sure the elastic was still good. Even then, they gave me the last two pairs, just in case one broke.

I was toying with the idea of dying them black, but was talked out of it. Glad they do indeed make it! Made the search all the more rewarding! :)

[torberg.livejournal.com]

By the way, where did you find the sock garters? I would be interested in a pair for myself.

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

After much searching and finally at the suggestion of Josh, I went to Backstage Books, the theatre costume shop that tailor-made my Bill the Butcher outfit. They had to dig around, but they did indeed have them, and sold me their last two pairs. But they can be purchased online. Do a google search for men's sock garters. I just needed them within a couple days, so I didn't go that route.

[torberg.livejournal.com]

Oh, I don't doubt being able to find them online; I was just more interested in a brick-and-mortar purchase.

Thanks.

[musyc]

Mein GOTT. The suspenders! On the boxers! Killing me.

And yes, the sock garters truly make that outfit worth it all.

[kmousie.livejournal.com]

You know, darling, I had Cabaret nightmares last weekend. And then you show us these. Heh.

I'll have to tell you about the show.

Why do I feel like wishing you a Happy New Year? ;-)

[mirthical.livejournal.com]

ah, just as hilariously awful as I remember! hehehe, man this was so much fun, Fuzzy. I'm so glad we did this.

[nymphgalatea.livejournal.com]

Ahhhggghh!

*looks away*

*peeps nervously at computer screen again*

Aaaaaggghhh!

The braces/boxer short combo makes me fear you. Fear you like I fear Sinestro. (Fuck, now I'm imagining Sinestro in braces and boxers and socks. Aaaahhhhhggghh!)

You are a crazy bastard, Heffie, but I kind of love you for it.

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

Things are gonna be weird between us from now on, aren't they?

Or at least, they will be now that you've planted the idea of doing something with Sinestro now...

But really, don't blame me for the braces (assuming braces is Scotch-talk for "suspenders")/boxers combo. After all, it was inspired by your fellow countryman:



Be grateful I didn't follow suit all the way and put lipstick on my nipples. Because I *so* could have.

[nymphgalatea.livejournal.com]

My mum came into the study when I opened your email comment and that picture popped up. So now my mammy thinks I've got a thing for Alan Cumming and she's going around muttering that she never trusted this "interwebnet" thing, seeing how it turns her straight daughter into a gay guy.

So things are weirder between her and me than me and you right now.

(And braces is the *proper* word for suspenders. Silly Yankee.)

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

Hey now, I know plenty of straight women who like Alan Cumming! Or maybe I'm just thinking theoretically here. Either way, if that's the weirdest thing to come between you and your mother in recent memory... well, I'm not sure what that says.

Proper nothing. We call them "freedom pants-keeper-uppers."

[superfan1.livejournal.com]

Hilarious and horrifying, but sill amusing entertaining.

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

Haha, thanks! If you're ever interested in seeing more evidence of my whorish self, feel free to hit the "dressin' up" tag to see the other, less horrifying Joker/Harley sets, plus my recent Gotham By Gaslight take on Riddler and Zatanna.

And thanks for all the posts you do on s_d! Vigilant frequent contributors like you are the backbone of that community.

[superfan1.livejournal.com]

I'm interested in seeing your other dressin' up images, now that I seen this and thank you. :)

THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH ME.

[nighteyes-seras.livejournal.com]

Reactions, in order of occurrence.

1: Oh my god, YESS.
2: ...Ballsack. Awkward.
3: I WOULD TAP THAT. EITHER OF THEM. HELL BOTH OF THEM.
4: Eeheeheeehee sock garters <3
5: ...Seriously, though BALLSACK. AWKWAAARD.
6: Joker in a dress why is there no Joker in a dress or a corset STEAL HARLEY'S CORSET.

And finally, #7...
I'M GOING TO HELL 8D

Re: THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH ME.

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

Thankya, sorry, hey there, I KNOW RIGHT, SORRY, because I'm pretty enough as it is and you'll need to go to Chicago to get her, and I'll see you there!

In Hell, not Chicago. But who'd really know the difference, amirite?! HAT-CHAAA!