Settin' the Woods on Fire: Part 3 (NSFW)

[thehefner]

With a heavy heart and a giddy smile, I bring you the third and final part of my mad little photo adventure with mirthical.

And while I've been apologizing all week for what I'm about to post here, allow me to apologize one last time. I'm very, very sorry, ladies and gentlemen.

NOT SAFE FOR WORK. Hell, not safe for sanity.






When I sent marred82 that above picture, he responded with, "You are worse than Hitler."

It's a good thing I didn't show him these:





Y'know, in retrospect, I really should have worn briefs under the purple boxer shorts.

Be thankful I'm only posting these handful (so to speak), as we had a, uh... a lot of shots featuring my balls.

















And to think, I seriously considered shaving my back--maybe even my whole body--for this shoot. After all, I shaved my back and chest for the Two-Face/Typhoid Mary shots. God bless Bloo for talking me out of it.











Now comes the merry game of "Guess at which point Heffie started performing 'Willkommen' from CABARET"













pew pew pew



God, do you have any idea how hard it was to find garters? So worth it. So very worth it. And I'm so very, very sorry.



Auf Wiedersehen, à bientôt!

See you in your nightmares, kiddies!

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[thehefner.livejournal.com]

*bows*

Plus, now I have the perfect socks if I ever get cast as Malvolio!