Comic Post Follow-Up: my take on DARK REIGN

[thehefner]

Did anyone read NIGHTWING this week? nymphgalatea, I'm looking in your direction. I was hoping to bitch about this on scans_daily, but those Harvey-centric pages weren't scanned and I have serious comic discussion blue balls here.



Also, here's my (revised) take on how I'd have written DARK REIGN:

NORMAN OSBORN: Let me tell you how it's going to be.

DOOM: A madman in pixie books and cornrows dares to order DOOM?!

(snaps Norman's neck)

THE HOOD: Shit-fuck, yo!

DOOM: Doom's hood is far superior to yours, snarky-boy! And what are you even doing here?! Shouldn't you be at the Kiddie Table of Evil? Pay for your insolent douchebaggery!

(violent death)

ACCURSED RICHARDS: Hey guys, I just came to deliver a fruitcake which I made from scratch at the atomic level and fruits candied with unstable molecules, and... whuh oh.

DOOM: Christmas has indeed come early. Me be praised.

(about damn time)

DOOM: Come, bitches. Make sweet love to Doom. That includes you, Namor.

(arms around Loki, Emma, and Namor, Doom departs in a cloud of awesome)

The end.

Marvel need to fire that long-winded Mamet-wannabe and hire me already.

Comments

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

Eh, it's three pages. I'll sneak it in at some point down the line. Ala Dan Backslide, "NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!"

Egad, Mumbai?! Good lord, be safe! I will be very sorry to miss your presence around here, and will anxiously await your return! And I will again attempt to foist my book on you, which may be at Draft 7 by then!