I laugh, because the Hefnerian chances of me ending up here are high

[thehefner]

The Smoking Gun's list of the 20 Greatest Mugshots of 2008.

I don't care what anybody says, # 9 is the clear winner. That may well be the single greatest mugshots in the ever of history. You heard me.

Comments

[jellied.livejournal.com]

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

Oh my god, I remember that guy! If this is from this year, his exclusion is inexcusable.

I keep trying to think up some crack for who he ate out, but I keep failing. Tinkerbell? Hrm.

[torberg.livejournal.com]

Obviously, this woman

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

I need to turn in my geek card. I am too ashamed for not thinking of that already. Maybe, in time, I shall reapply for membership.

[torberg.livejournal.com]

The other possibility is that he blew Gold.

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

You just made an obscure DC Silver Age reference. You, sir, have drunk my milkshake.

[jellied.livejournal.com]

Poor Tina never gets any.

[jellied.livejournal.com]

Actually, I don't know. I just started randomly clicking on the Smoking Gun and found gold (pun intended).

[gore-whore-5.livejournal.com]

I. LOVE. NUMBER. NINE. BEST. MUGSHOT. EVER.