if you love movies, at least one of these casts should cause you to jizz in your pants.

[thehefner]

I have only the slightest ideas what the upcoming films THE EXPENDABLES and MY SON, MY SON, WHAT HAVE YE DONE? are about, but plot seems entirely besides the point. All that matters is this question: which film are you more pants-jizzingly excited to see based purely on the cast and talent behind it?

THE EXPENDABLES, written and directed by Sylvester Stallone, starring a ridiculously ripped Stallone*, Jason Statham, Forrest Whittaker, Sir Ben Kingsley, Mickey Rourke, Jet Li, and Dolph Lundgren (the last two of whom will be sharing a fight scene). With a possible cameo by Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger, playing himself, hopefully still kicking ass.

Or...

MY SON, MY SON, WHAT HAVE YE DONE? Directed by Werner Herzog, starring Willem Dafoe, Michael Shannon, Chloe Sevigny, Michael Pena, Brad Dourif, Bill Cobbs, Udo Kier and Grace Zabriskie. Oh, and it's being produced by David Lynch.

Don't make me chooooooooose, I already love you both!


*Mom refuses to believe that's not Photoshopped. But then again, she also refuses to believe that's Ricardo Montalban's real chest in STAR TREK II. Old people can't be ripped!

Comments

[tragical-mirth.livejournal.com]

Werner Herzog. Always Werner Herzog.

And the idea of Herzog teaming up with David Lynch in any capacity is too awesome and fearsome to contemplate. I think I'll look at pictures of unicorns now.

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

Hell, who am I kidding, they could cast my dream Batman movie with that entire cast, and yet the single name "Herzog" beats 'em all.

God, I just want to eat nachos with those two and listen to their conversation. Maybe have Henry Rollins there to mediate the discussion.

[tragical-mirth.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure even Henry Rollins could keep up.

[swimpenguin.livejournal.com]

The second one sounds cool (found out we have Grizzly Man at my library, I'll have to go elsewhere for other Herzog-and remember to rent Grizzly Man next time I go); the first one...it could be quite cool, or the scariest piece of cinematic goliath on screen in quite awhile.

[wolfcatt.livejournal.com]

The first one. Definately.

[bimmin.livejournal.com]

Oh God I love you and the news you bring me. <3

BOTH BOTH BOTH....and a super secret extra vote for a Lynch production with Grace...*^_^*

[karmaflouge.livejournal.com]

Ooooo, the cast for THE EXPENDABLES is rawkin' but I just don't like Sylvester Stallone (sorry!). And the director for MY SON is f***ing Werner Herzog!!! But the cast is smaller (not that cast size affects talent size, mind you).

Errrm...

Uuuummmmmmm.....

Don't make me choose!!

[gore-whore-5.livejournal.com]

Um... I think I have to change my panties now. I need to know when they are coming out, so I can cum with them.

[droidboy010101.livejournal.com]

Udo Kier and Brad Dourif in the SAME FUCKING MOVIE... AND w/ Herzog helming?

I have to clone a female version of myself, then make sweet horrid love to myself whilest watching that movie and have the second clone clean up the mess afterwards...

Wait, did I hear the EXPENDABLES were supposed to also include Van Damme or did I cross wires?

Anyway man, hope Wednesday went well... I'm sorry again.

[civilbloodshed.livejournal.com]

...I've just been moved to tears by the strength of my orgasm.