thehefner | if you love movies, at least one of these casts should cause you to jizz in your pants.

I have only the slightest ideas what the upcoming films THE EXPENDABLES and MY SON, MY SON, WHAT HAVE YE DONE? are about, but plot seems entirely besides the point. All that matters is this question: which film are you more pants-jizzingly excited to see based purely on the cast and talent behind it?

THE EXPENDABLES, written and directed by Sylvester Stallone, starring a ridiculously ripped Stallone*, Jason Statham, Forrest Whittaker, Sir Ben Kingsley, Mickey Rourke, Jet Li, and Dolph Lundgren (the last two of whom will be sharing a fight scene). With a possible cameo by Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger, playing himself, hopefully still kicking ass.

Or...

MY SON, MY SON, WHAT HAVE YE DONE? Directed by Werner Herzog, starring Willem Dafoe, Michael Shannon, Chloe Sevigny, Michael Pena, Brad Dourif, Bill Cobbs, Udo Kier and Grace Zabriskie. Oh, and it's being produced by David Lynch.

Don't make me chooooooooose, I already love you both!

*Mom refuses to believe that's not Photoshopped. But then again, she also refuses to believe that's Ricardo Montalban's real chest in STAR TREK II. Old people can't be ripped!