the night before. just like all the other nights before.

[thehefner]

When I want a short way to describe this hippie community to people, I say, "When that whole 'Miracle on the Hudson' thing happened, they held a candlelight vigil for the bird." That sums 'em up pretty well. :)

Which reminds me, when said 'Miracle' happened, my brother called me up. I was in Tuscaloosa, in the midst of having a ridiculously-successful Daniel Day-Lewis movie trilogy marathon with bitemetechie, and as such I hadn't been watching the news. Edd, over the phone, explained, "Yeah, apparently one of the engines got obstructed by a BIRD BIRD BIRD, THE BIRD IS THE WORD, BUH-BUH-BUH-BIRD BIRD BIRD, THE BIRD IS THE WORD...!"

If Edd taught me anything, it's that brilliance and obnoxiousness sometimes go hand in hand. Maybe that's why I consider JACKASS performance art. Seriously, some day, I'm just gonna do an entire dissertation on why Johnny Knoxville and crew are some of our generation's truly great performance artists. Anyone who doesn't believe me clearly hasn't seen JACKASS NUMBER TWO. Tee hee hee.

Okay. Gotta get serious. Going up tomorrow, first show of Frigid. I need to get pumped.

No. No, that's not doing it.

Shit. Even that's not getting me pumped. I need major pumpage here, people! I need to feel like I could kick Galactus in the junk! Come on, internets, WHAT. HAVE. YOU. GOT?!

Damn skippy, commune-full-o'-hippies. I am gonna monologue the fuck outta this shit.

Tomorrow. After sleep. Which will not be coming for hours yet. Ding-dang it.

Comments

[nectarousness.livejournal.com]

That last video was amazing. And the last line from Independence Day... was totally not expecting that. Haha.

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

I think it's that, followed by the Grinch, that really seals the deal.

[demonfafa.livejournal.com]

Dude, that video got ME PUMPED...! I mean, I would be pumped to go win a football game, defeat an army, save Earth from the Borg and beat Apollo Creed.

But instead I'm drafting letters and reports for a Board of Directors today. So I just got pumped for the most boring work ever.

Goddamn you, Heffie.

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

I love to raise 'em and dash 'em!

[gore-whore-5.livejournal.com]

I totally agree with you that Jackass is performance art. I still have yet to see Jackass 2, though.

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

Oh, when you do, you... you are in for a treat.

This should help too

[themadhatter26.livejournal.com]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZkllM8znx4

Re: This should help too

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

I *almost* posted that here, but I figured that everyone would hate me, for the mere mention of that song immediately gets it stuck in everyone's heads. Now everyone hates you, Mike. Way to go.

vid 3 = WIN

[spirit-o-fire.livejournal.com]

That last one was ossim.

PS - Love you LJ icon here.

PPS - I saw a video for a band, I don't know who; their lead singer looks EXACTLY like you.

Re: vid 3 = WIN

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

I'm guessing Fall Out Boy. I've gotten that one a lot.

Re: vid 3 = WIN

[spirit-o-fire.livejournal.com]

Yep. that was it. Fall Out Boy - America's Suitehearts video.