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Our first date lasted three days, when I visited her on my road trip. Our first movie experience together was a marathon trilogy to test my theory that LAST OF THE MOHICANS, GANGS OF NEW YORK, and THERE WILL BE BLOOD are all one soul, reincarnated and twisted over the years.* Meeting this girl who I met online was the last stop on my epic road trip, passing through Tuscaloosa on my way back to DC. That was late January.

Our second date lasted two weeks, as she and her best friend tagged along with me to help promote my second show, THE HEFNER MONOLOGUES: HOW HEFNERIAN, at the Orlando Fringe Festival this past May.

Our third date took me about a month and a half--two whole Fringe festivals and a whole lotta road trippin' together--to realize that, wow, these actually have been our first, second, and third dates together. And god damn, with two months and counting before she has to leave by the start of November, this is the longest third date ever. Of course, she's known that all along, and was patient enough to wait for me to wise up.

So, yeah. The Henchgirl is now the Henchgirlfriend. In her own words, "It's about God damn time."





*It's been suggested that THE CRUCIBLE might work as well, perhaps even as a replacement for MOHICANS.

Date: 2009-09-30 05:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mirthical.livejournal.com
I can't help but imagine her as Hench Girlfriend, akin to Dr. Girlfriend. :D

Date: 2009-09-30 05:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thehefner.livejournal.com
She has been working on the voice, bless her heart.

Date: 2009-09-30 05:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thirdbase.livejournal.com
Smart girl. Silly Hef. Glad you caught on. I had it figured out. ;)

Date: 2009-09-30 05:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thirdbase.livejournal.com
this is like when your friends say "I have something to tell you that's going to surprise you. I'm gay." and you open up the room where you've been blowing up balloons and hanging streamers for 5 years, waiting to throw that coming out party.

Date: 2009-09-30 05:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lillbet.livejournal.com
Once again, irrefutable proof that males of the species are just as dense as flourless chocolate cake.

Date: 2009-10-01 12:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tragical-mirth.livejournal.com
Hahaha! Seconded.

Date: 2009-09-30 06:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jellied.livejournal.com
Congratulations, Hef.

Date: 2009-09-30 06:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] viajes.livejournal.com
I only met the two of you briefly, but if this was Facebook I'd click the "like" button.

Date: 2009-10-02 08:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thehefner.livejournal.com
Hey, you're on LJ! Did I know that and just forget? Either way, friended back!

Date: 2009-10-02 01:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] viajes.livejournal.com
I just found you because you linked to an entry from facebook, so I added you.

Date: 2009-09-30 06:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] little-dinosaur.livejournal.com
Henchmazel tov!

Date: 2009-09-30 08:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tamburlaine.livejournal.com
FUCK YEAH!~

Date: 2009-09-30 09:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sara-lakali.livejournal.com
Like I told Techie, I've been shipping you two so hard I felt like I should be writing bad RPF for you.

Date: 2009-10-01 02:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] leiacat.livejournal.com
Good for you, dear.

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