The Worst Item for a Gotham City Museum to Carry

[thehefner]

With the Henchgirls' help, I've come up with the single worst item for a Gotham City museum to carry: a diamond-encrusted umbrella whose wooden handle (carved from a rare tree cut to extinction) is a two-headed cheshire cat. The origins of the umbrella are mysterious, and it has been reputed to cause mass panic.

Really, any Gotham museums or galleries that house cat-themed jewelry, bird-shaped idols, or anything related to the number two are just asking for it. At least this way, it'll be a glorious clusterfuck to see what happens next.

Comments

[mellifluous-ink.livejournal.com]

I think no one would touch it. They're be like, 'IT'S A TRAP.'

[surrealname.livejournal.com]

These are the bat villains. They're kind of more compulsive then smart. They'd be on this like Bobby Brown on a bag of rocks.

[mellifluous-ink.livejournal.com]

I disagree--they're not all impulsive.

[surrealname.livejournal.com]

Compulsive and impulsive are not the same thing.

And I don't care enough to argue these semantics, so you win.

[mellifluous-ink.livejournal.com]

I like the idea of them all having a sort of powow about this. 'Okay, how many people think this was done on purpose by Batman? Show of hands...'

I like the rogues much better as this huge dysfunctional family, than as a bunch of bitter enemies. Humour over darkness, that's me. X3

[mellifluous-ink.livejournal.com]

You forgot Hatter.

[mellifluous-ink.livejournal.com]

Wait no nevermind. Haha. Cheshire cat. My bad.

What happens next:

[surrealname.livejournal.com]

crock beats them all to the punch by throwing a rock at it.

He does this because Joker payed him 5 dollars to do it. Joker laughs at the dejected looks on the other criminal's faces.

Re: What happens next:

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

I was thinking that the Joker would just do something to screw with the rest, but that's perfect and inspired. A winnar is you.

Re: What happens next:

[surrealname.livejournal.com]

Hooray. Have I won money and power?

Re: What happens next:

[kingrockwell]

Well, that is Joker's compulsion, after all!

[eliyes.livejournal.com]

XD That's awesome!

[gravityslave.livejournal.com]

LMAO
A lovely piece of genius. Thanks for making my brain a more entertaining place.

[superfan1.livejournal.com]

Impressively cunning and awesome. :)