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Reading through the Bat-Box, I'd forgotten that I had a letter published in BATMAN #590, the third part of the Matches Malone story by some unknown guest writer guy named Brian K. Vaughan. The letter was sent via AOL (dial-up memories!), and was about how I totally thought Harvey Dent was behind the shooting of Commissioner Gordon in OFFICER DOWN. I was eighteen years old.

That wasn't my first published letter, though. The first was in BATMAN: THE LONG HALLOWEEN #4, the New Year's Eve issue. It was the only letter to take up an entire column and a half in length (I was a long-winded bastard even then), and went on about how I totally thought Harvey Dent was the killer because of all the obvious red herring clues. Jeph Loeb himself responded to my litany of Two-Face "clues" by responding, "John Hefner from Cabin John? Hmmmm..." I was thirteen years old.

Of course, I was adorably wrong on both counts, and I look over these and other such published letters with a mixture of embarrassment and pride. Yeah, I was wrong, but I was interestingly wrong enough to be printed in the back of comics! I can say, with pride, that my writing has been published by DC Comics on at least four occasions!

And by Dark Horse on one, in an issue of BUFFY, which I hope never, ever sees the light of day ever never no.

I look forward to the day when I'm famous enough for these letters to be discovered by fans as collector's items and/or blackmail material. Now if you'll excuse me, I must track down and burn all copies of SCARE TACTICS #7.




What about you guys? Did any of you ever get your letters published in comics? Either way, don't you miss letter columns? They could be a source of rah-rah propaganda thanks to the selective choices of editors, but they gave voice to readers and fans in ways that internet message boards just can't today.

Date: 2010-06-01 03:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jellied.livejournal.com
Whenever I'm worked about anything in comics that much I usually lie down and wait until the feeling passes.

Date: 2010-06-01 03:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thehefner.livejournal.com
Probably the healthier way of things, but damn it, I'm too in touch with my passionate opinionated opinions about comics and whatnot!

Date: 2010-06-01 03:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tompurdue.livejournal.com
I was always kinda baffled by the letters columns. I never read any comic regularly, so the letters columns were like being at a party where you don't know anybody, but everybody else knows each other and it talking volubly about the last party. One to which you weren't invited, but weren't exactly disinvited; you just needed to start showing up. And scrambling to catch up, in a way that you never quite felt even from the stories themselves.

Date: 2010-06-01 03:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thehefner.livejournal.com
I always just saw it as a way for opinionated people to be opinionated, just like letters to magazines and whatnot. Do you feel the same way about people write into, say, Entertainment Weekly? ... where I've also been published?

Date: 2010-06-01 03:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tompurdue.livejournal.com
Yes, I feel that way about pretty much any specialty magazine. I love reading other people's specialty magazines; it's oddly voyeuristic. The content is informative, but it's the letters and the advertising that really gives the feel for who these people really are (albeit a rather perverse view of it).

Date: 2010-06-01 03:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tompurdue.livejournal.com
To follow up a bit... the difference with comic books, though, is that they're fictional. It's not exactly interactive storytelling, since the later issues have probably already been written by the time the letters get in, but the letters communicate in the same way that letters in any magazine do.

It's a bit like having a kind of consensual hallucination that ordinary storytelling doesn't have, with the readers buying into it as a kind of collective rather than individual experience as it unfolds.

Date: 2010-06-01 05:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thehefner.livejournal.com
Personally, I wouldn't enjoy any fiction if I didn't have the opportunity to parse it out with other people, even just to read their own opinions and commentary. Like, I never got hooked onto HARRY POTTER, and for years I tried to figure out why these not-particularly-brilliant books earned such a rabid following. It's because of the fan interaction it engenders. LOST was very much the same way. And really, isn't STAR TREK as well?

But I don't know if people always buy into the "collective experience." The best editors in letters columns offer a diversity of opinion. Unless you mean that there are sub-collectives even then, people who love it for the same reasons and people who hate it for the same reasons, without individual thought in between? I'm not sure I get it.

Date: 2010-06-01 05:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tompurdue.livejournal.com
It's always baffling to know which long-running fictions will catch on and which won't. Any book could have been HARRY POTTER, as the final book made abundantly clear: she wasn't setting up any great secrets to puzzle out. The same goes for LOST, actually.

In fact, do any long-running series with a defined end point ever wind up with satisfactory conclusions? I think there's more to it than just "hey, it didn't turn out the way I wanted it to"; nobody ever seems to be thrilled.

STAR TREK is a bit different, in that it faded away rather than burning out, and perhaps should have been left that way. It's more similar to what happens in comic books, I think.

Date: 2010-06-01 03:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tragical-mirth.livejournal.com
A friend and I set up some fan clubs for certain characters, and we had those letters published complete with our addresses at the time. We made up newsletters/fanzines and everything. Ahh, the early 90s. :)

Unfortunately the early 90s also brought us shitty X-comics like X-Force. I recognized it was bad at the time, but much like my current so-bad-it's-good love of shitty comics and Torchwood, I read every single issue of it up until the point where Marvel pissed me off and I dropped comics altogether. My secret shame in life is that I have a letter in one of those early issues. The funny thing is that I think it was published in an issue after I stopped buying.

At least I think. I could be confusing it with an Excalibur, and the whole X-Force thing might just have been a bad dream. If only.
From: [identity profile] surrealname.livejournal.com
I'm getting so tired of this "ewww, the 90s" attitude. Yeah, the guys who founded Image suck and it sucks that people emulated them, on the other hand, that was the mainstream, and the mainstream is ALWAYS shit. I mean, rare exceptions, yes, but, I mean, that's just the way of it. There were some truly great books released in the 90s, they just weren't the ones that sold 8 and 12 million copies. Just as many bad comics came out in the 80s, and the 70s, and the 60s and the 50s, 40s. You name it. See, most comics are complete shit. That is just their nature. They are disposable product. Sometimes it's really good disposable product, and sometimes it's even god damn ART, but most of the time it's shit. It's product. The 90s is no more guilty of that than any other time.
From: [identity profile] thehefner.livejournal.com
The difference, I think, is that the 90's was the only time when that crap mainstream became marketed as a huge investment opportunity and shoved down everyone's throats to the point that the industry nearly ate itself. The mainstream is always (mostly) shit, but I don't know if they were ever so aggressively loud about it.

Date: 2010-06-01 04:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] surrealname.livejournal.com
I miss them. I miss people being told they are silly by snarky editorial interns.

Date: 2010-06-01 05:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thehefner.livejournal.com
Me too. But I also don't miss jackhole editors being condescending to fans with legitimate complaints or criticism. Why no, the teenage Hal Jordan fan is still not bitter at GL editor Kevin Dooley all these years later, why do you ask?

I wonder if Dooley was also responsible for Guy becoming Vuldarian!Warrior...

Date: 2010-06-01 05:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] surrealname.livejournal.com
Almost definitely. Guy would have been part of the group of comics dooley was editing as a GL character.

Date: 2010-06-01 05:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thehefner.livejournal.com
Was it you I'd talked to about the theory that Helfer leaving GL and JLI as editor is when it all started going to shit?

Date: 2010-06-01 06:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] surrealname.livejournal.com
Makes sense. Though, Dan Jurgens' JLI run wasn't exactly impressive...

Date: 2010-06-01 05:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharkbites.livejournal.com
Never in a comic but I had a silly joke published in the LA Times called 'Pint Sized Punchlines'.

Date: 2010-06-01 05:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thehefner.livejournal.com
That counts!

Date: 2010-06-24 08:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shadowlongknife.livejournal.com
I was published by DC A handful of times in lettercols. JLI, Suicide Squad, I think in Booster Gold.

I think the death of lettercols was pretty fucking sad, actually.

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