Reading through the Bat-Box, I'd forgotten that I had a letter published in BATMAN #590, the third part of the Matches Malone story by some unknown guest writer guy named Brian K. Vaughan. The letter was sent via AOL (dial-up memories!), and was about how I totally thought Harvey Dent was behind the shooting of Commissioner Gordon in OFFICER DOWN. I was eighteen years old.
That wasn't my first published letter, though. The first was in BATMAN: THE LONG HALLOWEEN #4, the New Year's Eve issue. It was the only letter to take up an entire column and a half in length (I was a long-winded bastard even then), and went on about how I totally thought Harvey Dent was the killer because of all the obvious red herring clues. Jeph Loeb himself responded to my litany of Two-Face "clues" by responding, "John Hefner from Cabin John? Hmmmm..." I was thirteen years old.
Of course, I was adorably wrong on both counts, and I look over these and other such published letters with a mixture of embarrassment and pride. Yeah, I was wrong, but I was interestingly wrong enough to be printed in the back of comics! I can say, with pride, that my writing has been published by DC Comics on at least four occasions!
And by Dark Horse on one, in an issue of BUFFY, which I hope never, ever sees the light of day ever never no.
I look forward to the day when I'm famous enough for these letters to be discovered by fans as collector's items and/or blackmail material. Now if you'll excuse me, I must track down and burn all copies of SCARE TACTICS #7.
What about you guys? Did any of you ever get your letters published in comics? Either way, don't you miss letter columns? They could be a source of rah-rah propaganda thanks to the selective choices of editors, but they gave voice to readers and fans in ways that internet message boards just can't today.
That wasn't my first published letter, though. The first was in BATMAN: THE LONG HALLOWEEN #4, the New Year's Eve issue. It was the only letter to take up an entire column and a half in length (I was a long-winded bastard even then), and went on about how I totally thought Harvey Dent was the killer because of all the obvious red herring clues. Jeph Loeb himself responded to my litany of Two-Face "clues" by responding, "John Hefner from Cabin John? Hmmmm..." I was thirteen years old.
Of course, I was adorably wrong on both counts, and I look over these and other such published letters with a mixture of embarrassment and pride. Yeah, I was wrong, but I was interestingly wrong enough to be printed in the back of comics! I can say, with pride, that my writing has been published by DC Comics on at least four occasions!
And by Dark Horse on one, in an issue of BUFFY, which I hope never, ever sees the light of day ever never no.
I look forward to the day when I'm famous enough for these letters to be discovered by fans as collector's items and/or blackmail material. Now if you'll excuse me, I must track down and burn all copies of SCARE TACTICS #7.
What about you guys? Did any of you ever get your letters published in comics? Either way, don't you miss letter columns? They could be a source of rah-rah propaganda thanks to the selective choices of editors, but they gave voice to readers and fans in ways that internet message boards just can't today.
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Date: 2010-06-01 03:31 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-06-01 03:34 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-06-01 03:49 am (UTC)Unfortunately the early 90s also brought us shitty X-comics like X-Force. I recognized it was bad at the time, but much like my current so-bad-it's-good love of shitty comics and Torchwood, I read every single issue of it up until the point where Marvel pissed me off and I dropped comics altogether. My secret shame in life is that I have a letter in one of those early issues. The funny thing is that I think it was published in an issue after I stopped buying.
At least I think. I could be confusing it with an Excalibur, and the whole X-Force thing might just have been a bad dream. If only.
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Date: 2010-06-01 03:54 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-06-01 03:57 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-06-01 03:58 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-06-01 03:59 am (UTC)It's a bit like having a kind of consensual hallucination that ordinary storytelling doesn't have, with the readers buying into it as a kind of collective rather than individual experience as it unfolds.
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Date: 2010-06-01 04:58 am (UTC)I'm sorry, you happened on one of my new pet causes.
Date: 2010-06-01 05:06 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-06-01 05:26 am (UTC)Re: I'm sorry, you happened on one of my new pet causes.
Date: 2010-06-01 05:10 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-06-01 05:11 pm (UTC)I wonder if Dooley was also responsible for Guy becoming Vuldarian!Warrior...
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Date: 2010-06-01 05:17 pm (UTC)But I don't know if people always buy into the "collective experience." The best editors in letters columns offer a diversity of opinion. Unless you mean that there are sub-collectives even then, people who love it for the same reasons and people who hate it for the same reasons, without individual thought in between? I'm not sure I get it.
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Date: 2010-06-01 05:17 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-06-01 05:38 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-06-01 05:50 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-06-01 05:56 pm (UTC)In fact, do any long-running series with a defined end point ever wind up with satisfactory conclusions? I think there's more to it than just "hey, it didn't turn out the way I wanted it to"; nobody ever seems to be thrilled.
STAR TREK is a bit different, in that it faded away rather than burning out, and perhaps should have been left that way. It's more similar to what happens in comic books, I think.
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Date: 2010-06-01 06:26 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-06-24 08:25 am (UTC)I think the death of lettercols was pretty fucking sad, actually.