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I'm thinking about hitting the Beer, Bourbon, and BBQ Festival at the National Harbor this Friday. I need this. Writing is coming along most frustratingly, and my health insurance is screwing me over (after I fought for four frickin' months just to apply for the chance to let them screw me over!).

I don't care about shows or anything, I just want booze and flesh. If anyone can drive, I'll pay for gas, for I am a lush and there appears to be no metro. Looks like Friday's the last day to still get in with tickets. Who's in? [livejournal.com profile] dhairya? [livejournal.com profile] tommx?

EDIT: ... Or hell, maybe I'll just go see Weird Al at the Warner Theatre instead. Decisions, decisions! ... No, sorry, beer and whiskey and pork, that's my first option here.

Date: 2010-06-17 06:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] surrealname.livejournal.com
You know John. The flesh makes you crazy. That is why old women pinch baby's cheeks.

If you want the teleporter to work, you have to teach the computer to go crazy for the flesh.

Date: 2010-06-17 06:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thehefner.livejournal.com
Ignoring this sage wisdom is how we ended up with BrundleHef, the unholy half John Hefner, half Jeff Goldblum monstrosity.
From: [identity profile] thehefner.livejournal.com
So someone today was complaining that the WALKING DEAD series for AMC will be in color, unlike the original comics on based which they are. I'm like, jus' change your TV settings to black and white, dummy! For your health.
From: [identity profile] surrealname.livejournal.com
John. You are one of my most favorite people.

Also, now all I can think about is the kind of havoc a war between Al Swearengen and William Cutting would unleash.
From: [identity profile] themadhatter26.livejournal.com
Oh noes! A world in color! However will we surviiiiiiiiiiiive?! BTW, if you're looking for something to do, I think I'm pretty free this weekend. I don't have a lot of moolah, but I'm sure we can find something to do (read: booze, movies, and videogames).
From: [identity profile] thehefner.livejournal.com
I would absolutely love to do all those things. But I'll have to let you know if I'll even be in town tomorrow, much less the weekend. Some emergency boyfriend work may be required. Shit's gone down.

Date: 2010-06-17 03:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] badmagic.livejournal.com
Why do I have other plans? Why?

Date: 2010-06-17 05:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitemetechie.livejournal.com
..I RANDOMLY DECLARE A PIC WAR.

Date: 2010-06-17 06:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] surrealname.livejournal.com
should I change my name to David Coppafeel?

Date: 2010-06-17 07:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thehefner.livejournal.com
So have you been checking out JJJ's Twitter? A couple choice bits:

HOLY CHRIST ON THE CROSS I NEED A BUCKET OF SCOTCH RIGHT NOW. SOMEBODY, GET ON THAT.

EARLY POLLING FROM J JONAH JAMESON'S OFFICE SHOWS THAT MISS BRANT IS SUFFERING A 20% APPROVAL RATING AFTER THE "LACK OF COFFEE" INCIDENT.

THE NEW YORK TIMES FRONT PAGE: BLAH BLAH BLAH WORDS. THE BUGLE'S FRONT PAGE: SPIDER-MAN GETTING HIT BY A BUS THROWN BY THE RHINO. WE WIN.

YOU THREATEN ONE INTERN WITH MURDER AND SUDDENLY YOU HAVE TO GO GET YOUR OWN DAMN SANDWICHES.

THIS "OCEAN SOUNDS" CD THAT ROBBIE GOT ME IS EXCELLENT. BY HITTING IT REPEATEDLY WITH MY STAPLER, I HAVE MADE SIX SHINY DAGGERS.

Date: 2010-06-18 07:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] surrealname.livejournal.com
THAT IS AWESOME!

Date: 2010-06-17 11:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bitemetechie.livejournal.com
That seems ill advised.

YES.

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