she insisted I post this before we sober up and think it'd a bad idea

[thehefner]

Henchgirl to me: "OH MY GOD. You're naked, you're on top of me, you're kissing me, and you're quoting WATCHMEN. I had no idea this was one of my requirements for the perfect boyfriend until just now!" -maniacal cackling- "And not even one of the well known quotes, an obscure one! Not only are you a geek, you're an elitist! MINE!"

We frequently have banter in the bedroom that--between the TMI and the obnoxious-happy-couple factors--I've resisted posting on LJ. Thank god for wine. Thank god I didn't post the Stay-Puft Marshmallow man discussion. THAT was graphic.

Henchgirl says: No it wasn't. We were just discussing the proportional weight and mass of Mr. Stay-Puft in relation to a regular marshmallow. During sex.

Aren't you glad you have that visual now, you lucky people you?

Henchgirl says: Oh, come on, John. You KNOW there are people on your flist who wish their significant others could sing Yakko Warner's 'Nations of the World' during--

GOODNIGHT, FOLKS.

Comments

[madmoisellestar.livejournal.com]

Aaawwwwwww.

(and now I'm uncomfortably curious about marshmallows)

[box-in-the-box.livejournal.com]

It's real love once she quotes The Inappropriate Comedy Tree in bed. :)

[tamburlaine.livejournal.com]

Hilarious. And lovely. I love TMI. TMI for everybody!

And I'm taking that icon. It's the best thing I've seen all day.

[petrona.livejournal.com]

And now my night is complete....

[surrealname.livejournal.com]

Gotta admit, sex is about the only time I shut the fuck up.

[thirdbase.livejournal.com]

United States, Canada, Mexico, Panama, Haiti, Jamaica.... wahoo!

[pure-doxyk.livejournal.com]

Woo! Us other geeks could always use hot ideas that don't involve dressing like Batgirl, you know!

Seriously...

[american-arcane.livejournal.com]

You two totally rock. :)

[viizou.livejournal.com]

You two are one awesome couple!

[viajes.livejournal.com]

I approve :)

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately, I'm the Adult Swim quoter in this relationship. I just hope I haven't been foolish enough to break out Dr. Rockso while in bed...

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

Well, we ARE talking about starting up a blog dedicated to sexy comic geekery...

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

And we approve of your approval.

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Not so much with me. It takes an effort just to get my brain to stop running.

[box-in-the-box.livejournal.com]

You should wear Dr. Rockso's outfit in bed.

III DOOO COCAAAIIINE

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

I think I push my luck in this relationship enough as it is.

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

It's yours! Just be sure to credit qasr_e_shirin! :)

[surrealname.livejournal.com]

My brain is still running, it's just entirely focused on making sure I give who ever I am sleeping with at said time a spectacular lay.

It's the only thing I'm good at, so I figure i better show it every time.

My self worth and sexual prowess are really unheathily tied together.

that said, just imagine that my al swearengen icon says "RLY."